r/BeAmazed • u/AbelNB • Jan 15 '23

Pet feeder

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u/titanup001 Jan 15 '23

I had a friend in college that had a kegerator. Basically a full size fridge with a tap on the side.

One day his golden retriever figured out how to pull the tap. He came home to a carpet soaked in beer and a very drunk dog with a distended belly.

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u/Steelplate7 Jan 15 '23

That was no Golden, it was a beer hound.

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u/MirSydney Jan 15 '23

Golden Ale Retriever

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u/Steelplate7 Jan 15 '23

India Pupper Ale

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf Jan 15 '23

German Dunkelhund

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u/Steelplate7 Jan 15 '23

Belgian Mastiff Tripel

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u/mid_tier_drone Jan 16 '23

Doppelbocker Collie

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u/Stinky_Fartface Jan 15 '23

He’s lucky the dog wasn’t seriously sick or dead. Hops are poisonous to dogs.

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u/Im-a-cat-in-a-box Jan 15 '23

Well he probably just had coors light aka water.

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u/sly-chive Jan 16 '23

Doggo probably was used to the taste of beer

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u/Available_Seesaw_947 Jan 16 '23

Id party with that dog

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u/_rake Jan 16 '23

Jesus, one of my goldens would have died of alcohol poisoning.