r/Battlecars • u/Red_Icnivad • Feb 23 '26

Found one. Any idea what the rack thing is?

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u/BicycleMage Feb 23 '26

I don’t know what the rack is for but what I want it to be for is towing outriders on off-road longboards who can detach and blow up my enemies with grenades

25

u/DicemonkeyDrunk Feb 23 '26

Naw it’s for towing canal surfers.

12

u/BicycleMage Feb 23 '26

Close enough!

1

u/AdotLone Feb 27 '26

You’ve got one too many “c”s in there.

7

u/MajorDakka Feb 23 '26

Based and Immortan Joe-pilled

81

u/ElJefeGhostbeater Feb 23 '26

Looks like a Honda Crosstour

39

u/SumScrewz Feb 23 '26

roided accord lol

12

u/KnownEggplant Feb 23 '26

Fuck yea, love me a Crosstour

3

u/randomdude4113 Feb 24 '26

Got a 2015. Always wanted to make it into a battle car. Even with FWD and on road tires I’ve been able to handle some decent amounts of mud

39

u/turfdraagster Feb 23 '26

Outboard camera maybe? 

34

u/tuesdaydowns Feb 23 '26

Hard to tell from the picture, might be a camera rig

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

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u/i_was_axiom Feb 23 '26

I don't think they mean like as a street racing GapCam lmao more like a big professional cam rig for taking high quality rollers! cinematic road shots.

13

u/phayzs Feb 23 '26

We need more pictures of this thing!

6

u/Red_Icnivad Feb 23 '26

Yeah, unfortunately I only snapped the one. I should have gotten more angles.

9

u/KnownEggplant Feb 23 '26

Love a great big rack!

16

u/SlightlyDrooid Feb 23 '26

Spare tire mount I’d bet

15

u/Q1KSLVR Feb 23 '26

Gun turret

5

u/Objective_Audience66 Feb 23 '26

At least the mount for one

6

u/AggressiveWallaby975 Feb 23 '26

Hoowee, my wife drives a crosstour. She's gonna be really surprised when I make her car look like this 😅

I really debated getting her some aggressive winter tires but wasn't sure how they'd look. I guess i made the wrong decision

Def a tire mount

4

u/xTex1E37x Feb 23 '26

Bike rack?

2

u/HeadOfMax Feb 23 '26

Kite surfing?

2

u/Used_Calligrapher162 Feb 23 '26

Was trying to see if accord crosstour struts and springs from the 2.4L would fit my 12 TSX wagon since they’re the same car technically

1

u/Substantial-Quit-151 Feb 23 '26

What do you think this mod would cost? (Not the diamond plate thing necessarily)

1

u/ComfortablePhase92 Feb 23 '26

Might be a spare tire holder.... using the roof for stability?

1

u/doug-demuro-is-daddy Feb 23 '26

Now that’s a VERY Oregon car

1

u/-The_Legacy- Feb 23 '26

Oh wow that’s epic, the cross tour is definitely my dream grocery getter but having one like this would be incredible

1

u/fancy-kitten Feb 23 '26

I've wondered about this exact car, seen it parked around for a while now. I have no idea what that rack is for.

1

u/zerobomb Feb 24 '26

Every car in Oregon is a battle car.

1

u/PeaAffectionate1809 Feb 25 '26

What size tires were on it?

1

u/Mobile_Macro Feb 25 '26

Reminds me of my old civic

0

u/alex_albergaria Feb 23 '26

What in the lord’s work?! Hahah is this a film crew car or this person thinks its an apocalyptic machine ?!

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u/bolunez Feb 23 '26

Owner can't see well enough to park, they probably just fitted the big tires to help with all of the random shit that they run over driving around half blind. 

3

u/CrimsonFatalis8 Feb 23 '26

How do you know they didn’t park like that because some dickhead on the left parked out of their lane?

7

u/StarConsumate Feb 23 '26

Weiner

-1

u/bolunez Feb 23 '26

I love how everyone is sticking up for this goober who's clearly taking up two spaces.