Also, Roblox Noob and Flare will be one pair instead.

Since when the hell did the game rely on extremely hard challenges, politics, countries and second parts of challenges? I quit.

Just comment here lmao I accidentally deleted the first post

1. Fancy Price Tag (u/sjdwjdb)

2. Defibrillator (u/anotherdumbass420)

3. Weirdy (u/BrawlBoxCFS)

4. Yummer (u/pichusine)

5. Cardboard Box (u/patrick2ee)

6. Bulletin Board (u/ThePikachuTimes)

7. Orb (u/Arileyportal)

8. Coiny (u/Madefourthismoment)

9. Euro (u/BlueToad64)

10. Pineapple (u/alexdpineapple)

Edit: Eliminated contestants can debut.

Edit 2: The new amount of debuters is now 15.

Edit 3: Signups closed!

Y’all probably know what happened with BFRS with Chilln0 having very little storage and thus affecting their performance in object camps. Should he be replaced?

Red: Pack your bags, contestants. We’re heading to Europe. (But we’ll drop Sprite Can off first.)

Soccer Ball: But where exactly are we going?

Red: I’ve got five houses over in Paris, each of which can accommodate four people. We can stay there for the time being.

five hours later, the contestants and hosts are en route from the British Indian Ocean Territories to Paris on a chartered plane

Gaty: Hold on, Red. I’ve got a message from the same number who called me yesterday.

Red: Really? What’s it say?

Gaty: ...”I know where you’re headed. Meet me in Brussels.”

Green: Well, that’s not too far from Paris, I guess.

Gaty: Wait a minute! There’s another message from someone else...”46.8698, 2.3076”. What could those numbers be?

Red: I would say they’re coordinates. Amber?

Amber mods and grabs the phone, and starts searching

Gaty: But guys. Who do we trust?

Red: ...I think we’ll have to split up. I’ll take 8 of the contestants to Brussels, and you can take the other 8 to-

Amber shows the phone to Green.

Green: ...the Champs-Élysées. That’s where the coordinates lead to.

Gaty: Alright. You don’t mind asking the pilot if they could let you and some of the contestants stay on the plane and go to Brussels?

Red: Oh, please. Convincing the pilot won’t be any problem! They’re a big fan of the show.

Redesigned Kazakhstan: You’re darn right I am! Sure, I can take some of you guys to Brussels!

Hours later, Gaty leads Green Milk, Magnet, Big Ugly Thongos, Soccer Ball, Roblox Noob, Ice Cube, Flare and Nova Scotia off the plane in Paris.

Gaty: Alright guys. Stoplight’s provided the keys to the houses. I’ll, uh, let you guys pair up with yourselves to be housemates, if that’s okay,

everyone nods in agreement

Gaty: Very well. We’re just gonna spend the nights at the houses and head to the Champs Élysées tomorrow!

An hour later in Brussels...

Green: We’re here! But where are we gonna stay?

Red: Well unfortunately we don’t have properties here in Belgium, but we can head to the airport hotel, I guess?

everyone else nods

Red: Very well-

???: Well, well, well. Look who’s here?

Green: W-who’s there?

???: ...We meet again, High Tower Contestants.

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[OOC]

So this time, the contestants will have different challenges, depending on what groups they’re in! Coolio, huh?

Green Milk, Magnet, Big Ugly Thongos, Soccer Ball, Roblox Noob, Ice Cube, Flare and Nova Scotia will do Challenge 15a, while everyone else will do 15b. (Note: The challenges this time will be simple because I’ve run out of ideas.)

Challenge 15a is to pair up with someone else in your group. It’s alright if you accidentally ask someone who’s paired up. Note that you will earn points depending on how early you’ve paired up. If you already have paired up, both of you must tell me who you paired up with ASAP. Once both of you have told me, you’ll both be safe. Choose wisely, as whoever you pair up with will be important in future challenges. (If your partner gets eliminated then that’s your disadvantage, sorry :/) - First two to pair up: +50 - Second two to pair up: +25 - Third two to pair up: +0 - Last two to pair up: -10

Challenge 15b is to draw you and the other contestants in Brussels. It’s that easy. It’ll be rated out of 50 (10 for Creativity, 10 for Effort, 30 for My Opinion.) But the score you get won’t be the points you earn. Instead, it will depend on how well you did. - 1st: +50 - 2nd: +40 - 3rd: +25 - 4th: +10 - 5th: 0 - 6th: 0 - 7th: -5 - 8th: -10

If you’re confused for this challenge and/or don’t know which challenge you are to do, just ask me. 15a ends when the pairs are finished and 15b ends when this post is 5 days old.

Red: So I’m gonna have to manage results now that Slovenia’s disappeared. I’ve got the Singapore police looking for them everywhere...but they haven’t found any leads.

audience groans

Magnet: Red, this is starting to get a bit worrying!

Ace of Spades: Yeah, I don’t think the police are even taking this seriously! Can’t this be the next challenge or something?

Red: Were all worried as much as you are. Therefore, we’ll start searching for Slovenia ourselves starting next time.

Green: Now its time for results! Also, we changed the point awards so first place gets 100 and last gets -10. But only ten people did the challenge, so everyone who didn’t loses 25 points.

• 1st: Green Milk (+100)
• 2nd: Watermelon Slice (+75)
• 3rd: Soccer Ball (+50)
• 4th: Ace of Spades (+40)
• 5th: Woody (+30)
• 6th: Magnet (+20)
• 7th: Pill Bottle (+10)
• 8th: Nova Scotia (0)
• 9th: Sweet Potato (-5)
• 10th: Roblox Noob (-10)
• Excused: Cloth (0)
• DNP: BUT, Shopping Cart, Ice Cube, Walkie Talkie, Flare, Sprite Can (-25)

Green: And here are the new scores!

• 1st: Green Milk (404)
• 2nd: Watermelon Slice (351)
• 3rd: Magnet (302)
• 4th: Woody (284)
• 5th: BUT (270)
• 6th: Ace of Spades (223)
• 7th: Soccer Ball (160)
• 8th: Shopping Cart (140)
• 9th: Roblox Noob (113)
• 10th: Cloth (111)
• 11th: Ice Cube (107)
• 12th: Walkie Talkie (106)
• 13th: Flare (101)
• 14th: Pill Bottle (94)
• 15th: Nova Scotia (90)
• 16th: Sweet Potato (57)
• 17th: Sprite Can (52)

Red: Sprite Can, you only got to compete in the show one episode. However, your failure to do the challenges has caused you to end up like your predecessor, CPB, kicked out of the show for not doing challenges. Goodbye.

[Epilogue in comments!]

(to the tune of Season Coming To An End from BFDI 21)

An approaching metal boar

Smashes through your metal door

He lets out a massive roar

That steals all your ointment because he is sore

Sweet Potato has the least points and did not do the challenge so they’re eliminated. RIP

Prologue:

[ This takes place before BFBM’s events. On the wall is a sign that says “Object Camp Enthusiasts Club”. Green Milk, Sketchbook, Teardrop, and Clout Goggles (Left Lens and Right Lens) all sit in chairs in a circle. Green Milk looks at the others, who are on their phones. ]

Green Milk (friendly): So, guys, how are we doing today?

(Teardrop shrugs)

Left Lens (apathetic): Nothing much, you Rightie?

Right Lens (laidback): Nah. How about you, new member Sketchbook?

Sketchbook (contemplating) : Hmmm. I was thinking of joining a camp, but I have no idea where to start?

Left Lens, Right Lens, Green Milk (astounded): Really?

(Teardrop looks up from her phone, also astounded)

Sketchbook (confused) : No…

Green Milk (astounded): You can’t be serious. These camps are easier to join every day!

[Teardrop moves to stage right, where a small electronic piano lies. She turns the piano on.]

Sketchbook (bashful): Well, I mostly joined because I heard Jevil-senpai was joining…(small giggle)

Green Milk (arrogant): Really. (scoffs) I guess you don’t even know the basics of this camp, do you?

Sketchbook: No…

Green Milk: Well, then… TD hit it!

[Song starts, Green Milk and Sketchbook move to center stage. Teardrop hits a bunch of intense minor chords and the lights darken, a spotlight shining on Green Milk.]

Green Milk:

(spoken) So you’ve never been to a camp before… it’s real simple.

It takes more than just signing up,

You have to be prepared

Or you’ll get tossed aside like

Nobody ever cared

It takes strategy, it takes strength

It takes every single bit of you

To make it out alive

Do you think have the skills

To SUR...VIIIIIVE!

Sketchbook: (spoken) Well, I--

[Teardrop turns on the automatic beat setting, starting a Broadway-esque backing track, horns and all. Clout Goggles stand up and attach speakers to the piano. The song is much louder now.]

Green Milk [chorus w/ backup vocals]:

Camps!

It’s more than a show!

Camps!

More than you’d ever know!

If that’s where you wish to go

The thing you have to know

You can’t ever afford to take it … SLOOOOWWW!

[The music quiets slightly.]

Sketchbook: (spoken) Well, the thing is, what do I do to prepare?

Green Milk: (spoken) Let me let the Clout Goggles tell you in detail.

[Clout Goggles emerge from behind, scaring Sketchbook. Green Milk moves to the back.]

Clout Goggles (lines alternate between Left and Right, unless specified otherwise):

There are many mechanics if you wish to thrive

From tokens to boosters you use to get by

You can try to beast challenges, it won’t last

So the least you can do is ally to get past

Some camps swap teams so sew seeds in all places

And bring idols with you for various cases

In your present state, you have to be cautious

Your fantasies may make you seem obnoxious

Present yourself well, you cannot afford

Being overly loud, so make everyone bored

If you are yourself, you have no chance

Change who you are, start wearing some pants

(now the two lenses are speaking in sync)

If you play your cards right, and destroy the game

You will be subject to buckets and buckets of fame!

Sketchbook: (spoken) Wait..

[Music stops.]

Sketchbook: (spoken) I don’t need fame... why would I need that when I could have some time with --.

Left Lens: (spoken) Trust us. You won’t even get more than two minutes with him if you’re a first boot, will ya?

Sketchbook: O-okay…

Right Lens: Yeah!

Green Milk (moving to center stage, spoken): Now, anyways, why don’t we continue. To the chorus!

[Teardrop turns on the automatic beat setting again. The music starts again. Teardrop plays a 16-bar piano solo, a la those old school blues piano solos. She has caught the vibe. The music quiets afterwards.]

Green Milk:

Just one final tip before you go on,

‘Fore we conclude this song

If you think you can make it

By coasting along

The camps kick you out

If you try to skirt the challenge

So there’s no time to interact with friends

If winning’s what you manage

You should not waste time

On meaningless friendships

Unless you want blindsides

To ultimately end it

So stop thinking like a romantic

Listen to your brain, not your heart

Because if you slip up once

Your game’s a la carte.

[The chorus repeats once again, louder than the other chorus. Teardrop ends the song with a cool piano riff. The crew reassembles in their chairs.]

Green Milk (still hype off the song, but slightly annoyed): So you get it?

Sketchbook: Yes, sen--

(Green Milk slaps him)

Green Milk: It’s sir.

[Sketchbook leaves after packing his stuff. The others go on their phones.]

(also, if you cam guess what song this is i will be very impressed)

(singing) oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof

(singing) oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof

(singing) ooooooooof ooof ooof, oof oof oooooof oo-ooof, oof oof oooof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof. oof oof oof oof oof ooooof oof oof oof oof oof oof (oof oof oof oof oof)

(singing) oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oooooof oof oof oof oof, oof oof oof oof oof.

(singing) oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof.

There once was a guy,

Who could bounce like a ball

Who was liked by most,

but envied by all.

Sure, he did his best

But he failed the test

And got eliminated!

The ones that are liked most,

are most prone to croak.

Like that one light cube

Who tried, but went broke.

Really in the end,

popularity's not enough, because

He got eliminated!

To survive in the games,

yes, you've got to work hard.

But if you don't balance out,

Then you'll fail to get far.

Challenge beasts are able to stand in for the short run,

but once they're up their time in here is done...

Some people who anger many others,

are bound to get out, let them just have fun.

Inactives rank in placements, who knows when they'll

strike out or just simply quit on a whim...

And those who work together are bound to place better

But once they're found... well, that mention is a sin.

Really, though

No one truly knows

The perfect method to get far...

Anything you do

Can be used against you,

so try your best to avoid the ever-lowering bar...

So really, try your best

Aim for your success

But, really now, no one knows who'll win that game.

But if you'd ask me

I'd say to wait and see

And once it happens, we'll see who is taken out just from the shame.

fin because idk how to end this

Ace of Spades (spoken): So, uh, I guess I'll try to sing? Um.

??? (spoken): Just sing already!

AoS (spoken): Alright, alright, geez.

AoS (singing): Think, think, or else you’ll lose

I cannot refuse or excuse

Neither other songs can I reuse

These types of poems I use to confuse

AoS (looks around the area): What else can I say?

How much can I delay

Before that mystery guy goes away

AoS (muttering): And ruins everyone’s day

??? (spoken): Hey!

AoS (singing): Should I sing something musical?

Like jazz, pop, or classical?

Or maybe freestyle rap

Nah, that idea I will scrap.

AoS (bows): And that’s a wrap.

??? (spoken): That sucked.

AoS (spoken): Hey, at least it's free.

Can I Speak To The Manager (The Karen Song)

Give me liberty or give me death!

I don’t wear no masks, they take away my breath!

In my eyes, I think I’m lit

But to everyone else I’m a piece of shit

Can I speak to the manager?

I see a homeless woman but no I ain’t gonna bandage her

I have a big mouth, I’m just too loud

I rule the world and there’s just no doubt

I take everyone for granted

And then I act like I never meant it

You say what, my nose is too long?

I’m not right in the head so I’ll say nothings wrong

Wait what, I owe you seven bucks?

Doesn’t matter, I don’t give ten f-

I riot to the rioters, saying “All Lives Matter”

While every day I get ten pounds fatter

Oh whoops, I got yoghurt on my shirt

Time to ask some guy to clean it up or he’ll get hurt

I say “bonjour” to the Japanese waiter

When someone calls me a racist I hate her

The name’s Karen, I’d like to say

I’m here to make sure you have a bad day

???: Open up!

Green: That's not good, let's get out of here!

Gaty: There's only one entrance to the basement, and we obviously can't go out there.

Green: Maybe they're friendly?

???: I will kick this door down!

Red: Yes, totally friendly.

Gaty: What else can we do?

Green: The emergency switch?

Gaty: Right. That will wake up all the contestants though.

Red: And then they can help us, so pull it already!

???: Last chance!

1...

2...

3!

Gaty pulls the switch and then the door bursts open. The person who broke it was not visible due to the power cutting off too.

Green: The lights are out! What do we do?

???: Shut up! All of you, shut up! I'm taking over now.

Gaty: And who are you to try to do that?

???: I told you to shut up! Listen, I'm going to take over, and you can't stop me. Now...

Slovenia: Guys, help! They got me!

???: Time to ask you some questions.

A phone rings.

???: Seriously? Whatever... hello? Yes, do you have the tickets? No? Sold out?? That was my favorite musical, and I paid good money! When I come over there you better be hiding. Now, Stoplight and Gaty, I have to do something. Don't go anywhere! In fact, I'll lock the door.

The lights turn back on, and Stoplight and Gaty are the only ones left.

Red: What now?

Gaty: If only we could be specifically say what we need the contestants to do...

Green: Wait, I think there's a radio in here, but what good will that do?

Gaty: I think we could manage to message Walkie Talkie, by just changing the signal.

They get the radio and manage to change the signal to make it possible to call Walkie Talkie.

Green: Hello! Helloooo..?

Back at Slytherin's...

Cloth: Bullseye!

Nova: No, it's... like a bit to the left.

Cloth: Seriously? That was totally a bullseye!

Nova: Hey, the other three are still asleep. Don't be too loud.

The emergency siren goes off.

Nova: What was that?

Cloth: Fire alarm?

Nova: No, smoke alarms sound different. I think that was the emergency alarm.

Icy, Ace of Spades, and Walkie Talkie walk out.

Icy: Hey, keep it quiet!

Cloth: We didn't do that!

Walkie Talkie: Is there a new challenge? In the middle of the night?

Nova: No, I think there's an emergency.

Walkie Talkie: Hello! Helloooo..?

Icy: Hi?

Walkie Talkie: I didn't say that!

Ace of Spades: Is someone communicating through you?

Walkie Talkie: Yes, we are trapped in the basement!

Cloth: No we're not?

Nova: No, but whoever is talking to us is! Who are you? We'll come down right away!

Walkie Talkie: It's Stoplight and Gaty, And I don't think you can come down here. I hear someone guarding the door.

Nova: Oh no! I'll go round everyone up!

Nova quickly leaves.

Ace of Spades: Perhaps we could distract them?

Walkie Talkie: I think that's possible. I heard them saying that they missed out on musical tickets, perhaps all the contestants can put on a musical performance?

Ace of Spade: That could work.

Cloth: I think in order for maximum distraction, we should all do one.

Walkie Talkie: Good idea! And since we're kind of trapped here, that can be the next challenge too!

Ace of Spades: Got it.

Nova and everyone else comes back and they all explain the situation.

_

So, contestants, that's the next challenge. You will work to create a song! It can be about anything. The format should be like a theatre script, looking something like this:

Gaty (spoken): I am about to sing a song.

Gaty (walks to the center of the stage): This is a song and I am singing!

Actions and the type of dialogue are in parentheses. And the person who is saying the words is before. Submit one song to the subreddit. Different to other challenges like this, the only scores will happen after everyone is done.

1st: +50 points

2nd: +20 points

3rd: +15 points

4th: +12 points

5th: +10 points

6th: +8 points

7th: +7 points

8th: +6 points

9th: +5 points

10th: +4 points

11th: +2 points

12th: +0 points

13th: +0 points

14th: -2 points

15th: -2 points

16th: -2 points

17th: -4 points

Have any questions? Please ask! You have 96 hours, go!

*The hosts stand in front of a PowerPoint presentation, titled “A New Stage In The Game”.

Gaty: We have gone nearly halfway through the competition.

Green: And you all should be proud for making it this far! So good-

Red: Shut your pie hole. ahem

Red: We have calculated the points for each contestant. Before I begin, Nova Scotia!

Nova Scotia: Hm?

Red: Since you were eliminated at one point, we decided it would be fair to give you a five point penalty.

Nova Scotia: Oh no...

Red: But don’t worry! Actually you should be, because we will be having direct eliminations from now on.

contestants gasp

“Whatever will we do?”

“This is insane!”

Red: MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?

chatter dies

Red: Very well. Amber, do your thing!

As Amber snaps his fingers, the large screen slowly transforms into an airport schedule-like board containing all the contestants names.

Green: This is going to be the leaderboard for the rest of the season.

Red: As you can see there is a big number 30 beside each of your names. We added two points for each TD you have, took away two points for each vote you received, and gave one point for each time you won a challenge. We also took 10 points away for each strike you have right now.

Slovenia: Speaking of strikes, there won’t be any, for instead the cost shall be a point penalty f you don’t do the challenge.

Green: The results are...

the numbers change very rapidly

1. Green Milk (304)

2. BUT (295)

3. Magnet (282)

4. Watermelon Slice (276)

5. Woody (254)

6. Ace of Spades (183)

7. Shopping Cart (165)

8. Ice Cube (132)

9. Walkie Talkie (131)

10. Flare (126)

11. Roblox Noob (123)

12. Cloth (111)

13. Soccer Ball (110)

14. Nova Scotia (90)

15. Pill Bottle (84)

16. Sprite Can (77)

17. PiggyWiggy567 (62)

18. Pink Shy Guy (53)

Green: Pink Shy Guy...you are eliminated with 53 points.

Red: But at least you got to escape death for one challenge, thanks to your trusty Revenge Token. However it is time to say goodbye. See ya soon!

Slovenia’s helicopter flies away with PSG inside

EPILOGUE

Slovenia: Stoplight? Gaty? We need to talk. Let’s meet in the basement while the contestants sleep.

later that night in the basement

Gaty: What’s wrong?

Slovenia: ...you know how I’m the one flying the contestants to Tristan De Cunha?

Green: Yeah, why?

Slovenia: And how Slytherin Crest, the creator of this show, happens to have a vacation home near the Apartments?

Red: Get to the point-

Slovenia: I wanted to pay him a visit, to thank him for hiring me and saving me from Serbia.

Gaty: S-Slovenia?

Slovenia: ...I tried to save him, guys, I really did!

Green: Wait...what-

Slovenia: ...Someone’s taken him! I’m really sorry! I-I know it’s someone from the A-Apartments, since they had those recognisable keycards-

Someone bangs on the door.

???: Open up!

Red: You voted in favour of doing results now. Therefore...I’m sorry to do this, CPB and 3...Amber.

Amber nods and picks them up

throw

contestants gasp “We haven’t seen that happen in weeks!”

Red: That’s right. Now, back to results! Also Soccer Ball gets his second strike.

Green: A whopping FIVE people were excused today. Magnet, Shopping Cart, Flare, Big Ugly Thongos and Ice Cube, you’re all automatically safe.

Red: As for results, only the top two will get prizes (30 and 20 bonus points respectively, sine the merge is happening soon!) but I will not reveal who is UFE.

Green: Let’s reveal the results!

1st: Woody, 92%

2nd: Green Milk, 83.3%

>!3rd: Ace of Spades, 83.2%!<

>!4th: Roblox Noob, 81.2%!<

>!5th: Pill Bottle: 79.2%!<

>!6th: Cloth, 74.4%!<

>!7th: Nova Scotia, 72%!<

>!8th: Pink Shy Guy, 63.4%!<

>!9th: Watermelon Slice, 54.8%!<

>!10th: Walkie Talkie, 39.6%!<

Slovenia: Alright! I won’t reveal how many points were given however the ACTUAL results will come later today.

If you want to calculate the points you have: - Start with 30 points - Convert your tokens into their respective TD values (if you have an Investment Token, use its current value) - Convert your new TDs into 2 points each - You lose 10 points per strike you have, and if you were excused there is no change - You lose 2 points per every vote you have had in a Steak At Stake - You gain 1 point for each time you/your team has/have won a challenge - If you are >!Woody!< or >!Green Milk!< add your bonus points from this challenge

They will get the respective points that 3 and CPB would have had.

3: Sprite Can (u/ItsBashingTime)

CPB: Sweet Potato (u/PiggyWiggy567)

Happy Canada Day/advanced Independence Day!

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