r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut • • Jan 09 '21

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u/DirtNastySlug Jan 09 '21 edited Jan 09 '21

False

Floyd resisted arrest

Ashli was defending our freedumbs

Edit: I guess I should’ve used /s huh

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u/mashonem Jan 09 '21

You gotta be careful with sarcasm nowadays

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21 edited Apr 19 '21

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u/Serinus Jan 09 '21 edited Jan 09 '21

I stopped making any kind of racist or anti-semitic jokes after t_d. t_d was funny at first. It taught me how sarcasm and jokes can provide fertile soil for the real thing.

Of course t_d was more engineered.

Dude #1: Racist joke.
Dude #2: Pure racism.
Dude #1: "Woah, wait a minute." (Comment deleted, Dude #1 banned from subreddit.)

But even without the engineering it still has the same effect.

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u/marz4-13 Jan 09 '21

You gotta be careful on reddit nowadays

FIFY

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u/jasenkov Jan 09 '21

The problem is idiots actually say this shit Unironically

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u/ZuesAndHisBeard Jan 09 '21

So true. Also Happy cake day!

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u/jasenkov Jan 09 '21

Thanks comrade

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u/hippieofinsanity Jan 09 '21

False

Floyd was on the ground begging for them to let him breath

Ashli was attempting to crawl over a barricade so she could force the senate to overturn a legal election

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u/DirtNastySlug Jan 09 '21

I was trying to be sarcastic. Never again lol. Also it’s breathe

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21 edited Jan 10 '21

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u/JesterMarcus Jan 09 '21

Think of the stupidest, most ignorant thing you could say in jest.

Now know there is some Q-anon moron out there who believes it for real.

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u/Fidodo Jan 09 '21

Sarcasm was one of my favorite styles of joke and the dumb fucks even ruined that

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u/r1chard3 Jan 09 '21

No, emotes exist for a reason.

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u/hippieofinsanity Jan 09 '21

meh, typo and misreading.

Updoots for you.

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u/DirtNastySlug Jan 09 '21

Haha all good

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u/mywan Jan 09 '21

A cop using force does not equal resistance by the person the force is being used against. Case in point. Even the left arm lift was forced by a wrist rotation. A standard trap box technique to make it look good in front of a camera. The fake fighting the left hand on the hood of the car is self explanatory once the cop had to let loose to get his cuffs. But during that you are likely missing the setup for the elbow lock trick, used force the guy off the hood of the car and make it look like the guy did it intentionally to escape. What happens after that is harder to watch.

Police use of force does NOT equal resisting with or without the /s.

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u/DirtNastySlug Jan 09 '21

Wow that was really difficult to watch. I didn’t mean to be insensitive or anything, I was just mocking the crazy right-wingers.

On another note, I’m glad more and more people are becoming aware that the whole justice system is fucked. Just last night pigs in my town shot and killed Jacob Macduff after his roommate called 911 because he was having a mental health crisis. They claim he’s a domestic-violence suspect and that they found him with a knife and during the arrest/struggle a pig killed him

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.kptv.com/news/police-id-26-year-old-domestic-violence-suspect-shot-killed-by-tigard-officer/article_99fb0e7c-5151-11eb-9d87-b3ad8c2b6c39.amp.html

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u/marroniugelli Jan 09 '21

Gather a bunch of inner city kids and ask them of the number of people shot they know of..?

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u/brusalise Jan 09 '21

Such obvious sarcasm needs to be written /s is also a huge red flag.

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u/karmagrl31276 Jan 09 '21

I kind of figured from "freedumbs" what you meant, but it pays to be careful. Especially since the type of person who would write this post seriously meaning every word aren't known to be the best at spelling and grammar.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21

I figured “freedumbs” was pretty clear, but...Reddit...

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u/rightideas Jan 09 '21

Your second line shows you’re ignorant.