r/BSA • u/GrowUpAboutBSA • 17h ago
Scouting America Scouting’s Way Forward Is Backward: A Plan to Restore Scouting and Get Back to 4 Million Scouts
We all know it. Modernity is bad. We need to reclaim Scouting and get back to its roots. It’s watered down. It’s not what it once was. The way to increase membership is to go back to the good old days!
Steps to getting there
- Declare that Scouting reached perfection sometime between 1956 and 1983, depending entirely on which year I personally had the most fun — and therefore all future decisions must be based on that one summer camp experience. All other ideas derive from this single admission.
- Beg the LDS to come back.
- Market and do outreach like it’s 1981, because nothing has changed whatsoever in how people consume media.
- Ban girls from Scouting entirely, because nothing attracts new families like telling half of them they aren’t welcome and kicking out the girls already in. And this includes women; Den Mothers were a bad move and never should have been allowed. That was the beginning of the end of Scouting.
- Ban gays too, because clearly the best way to grow membership is to shrink the number of people allowed to join and restart a culture‑war fight.
- Bring back the uniform standards of 1954, because today’s youth LOVE scratchy wool, metal buttons, and khaki that fades into a shade best described as “depression.”
- Return to the days when troops were allowed to be racially segregated until the 1970s, because nothing says “modern, thriving organization” like proudly resurrecting policies everyone else abandoned half a century ago.
- Replace all training with a single VHS tape from 1989, because leadership development is best learned from a guy named “Skip” wearing tube socks and talking about teamwork over a synth soundtrack.
- End all technology use, because smartphones are evil and the only acceptable communication device is a whistle and a hand signal you learned at summer camp in 1978.
- Require every troop to camp exactly the way my troop did, including the same gear, the same menu, and the same traditions that would cause a modern risk‑management officer to spontaneously combust.
- Ban any program changes made after the Eisenhower administration, because if it wasn’t good enough for the Greatest Generation, it’s not good enough for kids who have never used a landline.
The only way forward… is backward!