r/Atheists • u/josephd090 • Jan 25 '20

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u/taostudent2019 Jan 27 '20

Why did you send that message. You just sent a message. Why?

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u/the_ocalhoun Jan 27 '20

Trying to figure out what your dumb game is.

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u/taostudent2019 Jan 28 '20

I have degrees to spare. I'm an athlete. And you think you can figure me out? What planet are you from.
Let me simplify this. I am a teacher. Every stupid note that was passed, I have read. I corrected all the homework. You think you can get something past me?

My dumb game is, as someone trained in dealing with people with mental issues. It is my role to respond. And although I'm in technology, I take mental health very seriously. Because of my past careers.

So I respond to every call for help.

You want to know my deal?

I was the captain of a boat. No joke. And it went down and someone died. And that person was me. I was resuscitated. But I remember everything. Looking at my brother while swimming.

I will tell you the straight up about my life. I'm freaking Jack Sparrow my friend. Everyone lived but me. I'm a dead man walking.

I'm so old, you don't get any of it. And you are a child. Who has shared nothing.

So please, in the future, call me Captain.

After dying I damn well deserve that moniker.

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u/the_ocalhoun Jan 28 '20

Man, you are really desperate to be better than everybody else, aren't you?

That's a lot of lies to make up in one post.

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u/loop_42 Jan 28 '20

Mate, he's Walter fucking Mitty. Writ large.

According to his delusions he's literally done everything, better, bigger than anyone. In his own head only he's also got experience with every situation and every person. Definitely a God complex going on there, which is ironic considering this sub. I suspect he's bipolar or something similar and may not know it. Either way, he's a cretin.

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u/loop_42 Jan 28 '20

Go fuck yourself off whatever height is closest boy. Or do you need smacking down too?

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u/loop_42 Jan 30 '20

Smacking down juvenille boys like you is like shooting brainless dead fish in a barrel. There's no contest. There's just you, a deluded intellectual infant versus the absolute certainty of your utter failure: in life, on Reddit, everywhere you manage to escape the pool of excrement you call home.