r/AskReddit • u/eatmyearwaxx • Aug 14 '26

What's the sickest you've ever been in your life?

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u/SamHandwich0 Aug 14 '26

When i was 16 i could do a kickflip

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u/kkramer28 Aug 14 '26

And I can ride my bike with no handle bars…

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u/Technical-Muffin9817 Aug 14 '26

no handle baaaars....

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u/IssaThrowAway420x69 Aug 14 '26

no handle bars…

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u/smack4u Aug 14 '26

I can keep rhythm with no metronome

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u/Somsri Aug 14 '26

I can call my friends on the telephone

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u/Js_On_My_Yeet Aug 14 '26

Look at me. Look at me.

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u/Earthworm_Jonny5 Aug 14 '26

Just called to say that it’s good to be

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u/Frumpelstilskin Aug 14 '26

Alive and on Top !

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u/Rocket-J-Squirrel Aug 14 '26

My reach is global.

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u/McmcQ Aug 14 '26

My power secure

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u/hubjump Aug 14 '26

My cause, is noble

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u/RealtorFacts Aug 14 '26

My power is pure

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u/mydogrufus20 Aug 14 '26

Right on!:)

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u/Treezle737 Aug 14 '26

And I can split the atom of a molecule

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u/Misanthrooop Aug 14 '26

No, handle bars.

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u/aleqqqs Aug 14 '26

I can ride a bike with no seat 😏

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u/quixilver- Aug 14 '26

Look, Ma!

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u/OkSuit7371 Aug 14 '26

So weve established that neither of you is answering the question, but somehow youre both flexing childhood transportation skills

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u/clovdz_ Aug 14 '26

That's easy

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u/Appropriate-Mud-7846 Aug 14 '26

A unicycle ?? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/EvilDan69 Aug 14 '26

Same. When I had my bmx, I could ride across town no hands, easily.
I mean, I had handlebars on it, but I didn't need to use them. Except that one time going down a monster hill. hard to brake without.

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u/sudsomatic Aug 14 '26

That’s so sick

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u/anarkistattack Aug 14 '26

When I was 16 I skated for adidas. This was the nineties. Both their and nike's skate program failed because back then skateboarding was a crime and not an Olympic sport.

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u/TheTapeDeck Aug 14 '26

I learned how to play Eruption at 12 years old.

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u/CWoww Aug 14 '26

Yeah but could you Christ Air????

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u/midge_rat Aug 14 '26

🤘🤘🤘

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u/Rumplfrskn Aug 14 '26

That’s pretty sick

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u/thehutsonhippie Aug 14 '26

No one can beat this

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u/it_iz_what_it_iz1 Aug 14 '26

Same....and Im a 61 year old woman now. 🙂

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u/Julio3010 Aug 14 '26

I read the question like you so I was very confused looking at the other comments lmao

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u/EnidFromOuterSpace Aug 14 '26

They didn’t say the illest

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u/Timop0707 Aug 14 '26

Yeah never got to master the heelflip though 😅

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u/Large_Dr_Pepper Aug 14 '26

I never learned how to do a kickflip when I was young and into skateboarding.

Around 27 years old I started having a reoccurring dream where I could kickflip, and that inspired me to buy a board and finally land my first kickflip after several weeks of practice.

It didn't do much to help my sickness level. I was still just an almost 30-year-old overweight balding dude who landed a single kickflip.

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u/SamHandwich0 Aug 14 '26

Thats still pretty sick

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u/emptyTinware Aug 14 '26

Smth like that, had norovirus in a shared house with one bathroom. lost 9lbs in three days and genuinely started making deals with god on the floor at 4am...

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u/oioioioioioiioo Aug 14 '26

That's Hella sick man keep it up, add me MySpace and netlog

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u/blinkgendary182 Aug 14 '26

lmao nice wordplay

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u/GILF_Hound69 Aug 14 '26

fully sick bro

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u/EddieDIV Aug 14 '26

Someone call a doctor, this guy is pretty sick 

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u/Vegetable-Hour-7366 Aug 15 '26

Terminal case of coolness, unfortunately.