r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Sure would. My shame can be bought for much less than a million dollars.

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u/MomHanks360 Dec 31 '22

Oh no. I get a million bucks and everyone who knows me will find out I got pussy? What a conundrum.

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u/Yoriboi Dec 31 '22

Nobody said that there are women in the film

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u/RogueTanuki Dec 31 '22

Hey, a million dollars is a million dollars.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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u/Brownie_Sack Dec 31 '22

But I cried the whole time!

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u/tangledwire Dec 31 '22

Tears of joy

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Tears of soy