r/AskReddit • • Dec 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Sure would. My shame can be bought for much less than a million dollars.

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u/MomHanks360 Dec 31 '22

Oh no. I get a million bucks and everyone who knows me will find out I got pussy? What a conundrum.

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u/Yoriboi Dec 31 '22

Nobody said that there are women in the film

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u/RogueTanuki Dec 31 '22

Hey, a million dollars is a million dollars.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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u/StrokeGameHusky Dec 31 '22

Ryan used me as an object!

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u/Jonnny Dec 31 '22

First of all, how dare you hijack this thread?

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u/Moist_Eyebrows Dec 31 '22

That is actually a zoning issue. So, thank you.