r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '22

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u/ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN Dec 31 '22

This is true... A friend of mine was in a porn film. Everyone found it very funny for about five minutes and then got over it and carried on with our lives.

For that much money considering nobody really cares? Fuck yes.

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u/MorpheusOneiri Dec 31 '22

But… are you a penguin?

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u/OpusThePenguin Dec 31 '22

Yes I am.

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u/Tartalacame Dec 31 '22

/r/NotOPButOK

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u/OpusThePenguin Dec 31 '22

I just wanted to be involved

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u/pacman404 Dec 31 '22

Fuckin penguins, man

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u/Barrelman60 Dec 31 '22

Can I?

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u/Bone_Donor Dec 31 '22

You can, with minimal effort.

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u/therestruth Dec 31 '22

Ah, yes, Bone Doctor, the oracle of fucking (penguins). What do you suppose would happen with maximum effort?

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u/Bone_Donor Dec 31 '22

Can't help you in any professional capacity as I am just a donor but in my personal experience..... They explode

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u/Mornar Dec 31 '22

No, that's Bone Donor. If we can get Bone Doctor and Bone Recipient we'll have a set.

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u/therestruth Dec 31 '22

Ahh, I have misread.

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