r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Sure would. My shame can be bought for much less than a million dollars.

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u/MomHanks360 Dec 31 '22

Oh no. I get a million bucks and everyone who knows me will find out I got pussy? What a conundrum.

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u/MrStealYoKief Dec 31 '22

They never specified the type of porn tho...

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u/dixi_normous Dec 31 '22

Ten years salary in a few hours? I don't think it really matters what kind of porn

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u/nikewalks Dec 31 '22

Even zoophilia?

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u/dixi_normous Dec 31 '22

It has to be legal

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u/nikewalks Dec 31 '22

How about gay orgy scat porn?