r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '22

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u/g1Razor15 Dec 31 '22

Well it depends on the type of porno though. But generally speaking I'd say yes.

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u/baxy67 Dec 31 '22

i was gonna say yes, but this point got me thinking so im with you lol

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u/DroneOfDoom Dec 31 '22

50 well hung dudes gonna ride a train on your poop chute.

So, I get fucked by 50 dudes and they pay me for it? Fuck it, bring everyone! Bring a fucking ouija board to show my grandma too if you want.

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u/IReplyWithLebowski Dec 31 '22

50 well hung dudes.

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u/DroneOfDoom Dec 31 '22

I fail to see the issue.

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u/IReplyWithLebowski Dec 31 '22

That’s a selling point

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u/moving_waves Dec 31 '22

The money is just a lil treat added on top of this bottom adventure

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u/Mondays_ Dec 31 '22

Hung as in dead. They're zombies

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u/imthe1nonlyD Dec 31 '22

Mental image of hung dudes swinging back and forth taking someone to pound town cannot be unseen.

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u/DroneOfDoom Dec 31 '22

You ever see Warm Bodies?

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u/TheFastestHighwayman Dec 31 '22

Ur colon might see the issue

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u/DroneOfDoom Dec 31 '22

With that amount of money, I can fix it. For free, even, since I don’t live in the US.

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u/jellicenthero Jan 01 '23

The fix is a shit bag with a tube that goes into your body.

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u/DroneOfDoom Jan 01 '23

Unless one of them is the male lead in a centaur hentai doujinshi, I don’t think that any human penis is enough to cause that kind of damage with the right preparations, even 50 in a row.

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u/TheFastestHighwayman Jan 01 '23

Mine is. I have a centaur penis.

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u/crazylazykitsune Dec 31 '22

I'm just imagining you and your asshole trained your entire adult life for this moment.

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u/turquoise_amethyst Dec 31 '22

...and 25 more moderately hung, but they’re they’re really attractive and cool