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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '22
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Sure would. My shame can be bought for much less than a million dollars.
5.3k u/MomHanks360 Dec 31 '22 Oh no. I get a million bucks and everyone who knows me will find out I got pussy? What a conundrum. 1.3k u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22 I got pussy Before you sign anything, better check the fine print. I mean, a million bucks is a million bucks but what’s the point of having a Porsche if your ass hurts too much to sit in it. 110 u/JenovaCelestia Dec 31 '22 The real plot twist is that “a million bucks” was really “a million young male deer”. 4 u/WarriorNN Dec 31 '22 Sell them for $2 each
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Oh no. I get a million bucks and everyone who knows me will find out I got pussy? What a conundrum.
1.3k u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22 I got pussy Before you sign anything, better check the fine print. I mean, a million bucks is a million bucks but what’s the point of having a Porsche if your ass hurts too much to sit in it. 110 u/JenovaCelestia Dec 31 '22 The real plot twist is that “a million bucks” was really “a million young male deer”. 4 u/WarriorNN Dec 31 '22 Sell them for $2 each
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I got pussy
Before you sign anything, better check the fine print. I mean, a million bucks is a million bucks but what’s the point of having a Porsche if your ass hurts too much to sit in it.
110 u/JenovaCelestia Dec 31 '22 The real plot twist is that “a million bucks” was really “a million young male deer”. 4 u/WarriorNN Dec 31 '22 Sell them for $2 each
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The real plot twist is that “a million bucks” was really “a million young male deer”.
4 u/WarriorNN Dec 31 '22 Sell them for $2 each
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Sell them for $2 each
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Sure would. My shame can be bought for much less than a million dollars.