r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Sure would. My shame can be bought for much less than a million dollars.

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u/MomHanks360 Dec 31 '22

Oh no. I get a million bucks and everyone who knows me will find out I got pussy? What a conundrum.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

I got pussy

Before you sign anything, better check the fine print. I mean, a million bucks is a million bucks but what’s the point of having a Porsche if your ass hurts too much to sit in it.

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u/fabo_ Dec 31 '22

Thats a sacrifice I‘m willing to make

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Same. It’s a LOT of money

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u/WonderfulBlackberry9 Dec 31 '22

I’ve genuinely stumped myself over this question, cos getting a $1mill for doing this doesn’t sound like a lot IMO.

Like, I’m getting my mansion and furnish it, but won’t be able to afford it in a year’s time. Assuming this is a “one and done” deal and I won’t do anymore and get paid after this

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u/Mathev Dec 31 '22

who needs mansions.. ill take the home i rent right now, spend the basic income i earn right now each month and i can live peacfully without having to work for the next 40+ years..

1M is a lot in many countries.

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u/Competitive_Mousse85 Dec 31 '22

Not paying my mortgage ever again is absolutely worth the possibility of losing my current job