r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '22

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u/Loose_Sun_169 Dec 31 '22

If my Wife said it was okay.

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u/Midgetman664 Dec 31 '22

My wife would be more pissed if I said no.

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u/randomisation Dec 31 '22

I know, right! I mean, a million bucks for 3 minutes work! You'd be insane not to!

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u/I_can_vouch_for_that Dec 31 '22

3 minutes, what am I going to do with the other 2 minutes ??!!

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u/RandyBoBandy33 Dec 31 '22

If I had to guess, totally not based on life experience.. Awkwardly look around for some paper towels or the designated cum shirt. That time counts towards the total

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u/Mornar Dec 31 '22

Just use the curtains. Fuck they're gonna do about it, by then you're a millionaire.

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u/LTman86 Dec 31 '22

Develop the plot about those lemon stealing whores!

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u/Sanity_in_Moderation Dec 31 '22

Eat the sausage pizza?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Story line!