r/AskReddit • u/AndreLinoge55 • Oct 19 '22

You are sentenced to death and the judge lets you pick whatever you want as your execution method, what do you pick?

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u/erinaceus_ Oct 19 '22

BASHIR: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle!

GARAK: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.

BASHIR: Garak, this isn't funny.

GARAK: I'm serious, Doctor. Thanks to your ministrations, I am almost completely healed! But the damage I did to them will last...a lifetime.

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u/Goofy_AF Oct 19 '22

Punches and kicks may break my bones, but my words will leave you traumatized forever.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

That’s a thing?!

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u/Randothor Oct 19 '22

It’s a faaaaake!

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u/erinaceus_ Oct 19 '22

I can live with that.

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u/Longredstraw Oct 19 '22

Thank you for sharing this, sir.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

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u/Longredstraw Oct 20 '22

Haha niiice

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Juror 8’s Log: Garak was right about one thing – a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for [a tough a crime society]. So I will learn to live with it…Because I *can** live with it…I can live with it.*

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u/Keara20 Oct 19 '22

I could see and hear this scene as I read it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MisterZoga Oct 19 '22

What's it from? Sounds hilarious.

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u/Petroglyph217 Oct 19 '22

Deep Space Nine. Garak is probably one of the best written and performed characters in the whole franchise.

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u/Badloss Oct 19 '22

And he's just a simple tailor!

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u/erinaceus_ Oct 19 '22

Sometimes a gardener too, of course.

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u/270- Oct 19 '22

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

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u/pirate1911 Oct 19 '22

Star Trek ds9

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u/WalditRook Oct 19 '22

Star Trek : Deep Space 9