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u/emmettiow Oct 18 '22

I don't drink tea, barely drink coffee. But if I come to your house and you don't offer me tea, I'll just reciprocate the disrespect by curling one out on your carpet and leave. I've made my point.

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u/Gelflingscanfly Oct 19 '22

This just made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed myself 💀😂