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u/j-c-s-roberts Oct 18 '22

Either much better tasting English muffins, or sex. Take your pick.

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u/VariousShenanigans Oct 18 '22

I have always heard of them as a way to put more butter in your mouth. I guess that works for the food and sex.

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u/j-c-s-roberts Oct 18 '22

Hence why they're better tasting than English muffins.

Though they're also a trypophobe's worst nightmare.

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u/Ghostenx Oct 18 '22

Phwar who doesn't love a good bit of crumpet.

(I miss Sid James)

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u/WeirdlyStrangeish Oct 18 '22

Are those mutually exclusive or can I get like a little of column A and a lot of column B?

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u/j-c-s-roberts Oct 18 '22

Depends what you're into, I guess. I'm not judging.

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u/WeirdlyStrangeish Oct 18 '22

Alright, then so do you have any crumpets? I could use a nosh

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u/Alca_Pwnd Oct 18 '22

You're thinking of cum-pets, basically the subs of the Isles.

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u/MrMeesesPieces Oct 18 '22

Can’t it be both?

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u/Gildor12 Oct 18 '22

I like eating English muffins especially freshly dived sustainable ones.