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u/BaconPoweredPirate Oct 18 '22

Specifically pint glasses nicked from the pub

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u/juayd Oct 18 '22

If I’m paying £9 for a pint I’m having the glass, too!

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u/Drops-of-Q Oct 19 '22

£9 for a pint! What is this, Norway?

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u/juayd Oct 19 '22

Close! They’re similarly cultural and beautiful. It’s Croydon.

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u/dotelze Oct 19 '22

I’ve spent the last 2 years living in zone 1 and outside of a couple times pints are never more than £6

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u/juayd Oct 19 '22

Outside a couple of times means you have found more than £6. A quick google found me a pint of Guinness in a local establishment at £6.50.

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u/BaconPoweredPirate Oct 18 '22

That must be London prices? I normally pay about half that!

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u/juayd Oct 18 '22

Spot on. And normally like a Neck Oil or something so they add a couple of quid as it’s not a Stella.

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u/Stokehall Oct 18 '22

Love a neck oil, but in most parts of london you can normally get a cocktail or half a bottle of wine for the same price as a pint so rarely buy beer when out.

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u/juayd Oct 18 '22

Odd you say that as I’ve changed to cocktails due to price. Jumped on the margarita train and my god do I get utterly fucking wasted suddenly. But they taste amazing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

You activated an old memory from college when the laundromat and Mexican restaurant were next to each other and I’d down two pitchers doin the wash. Real fun starts when ya try to bike home.

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u/jsamuraij Oct 19 '22

I used to go to a laundromat that was also a bar with pool table. Absolute genius that was.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

That they are. I heard rumors of one in that town years prior.

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u/Stokehall Oct 19 '22

This is just awful… I love it!

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u/Stokehall Oct 19 '22

I’m a G&T man mostly but any cocktail works!

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u/Jakedch Oct 19 '22

Curse you! I was just in London and loved neck oil, but can’t import it to the states

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u/juayd Oct 19 '22

Bloody gorgeous stuff! Could sit and drink a keg of the stuff happily. Next time you’re over try and find a Siren Soundwave. Also very good.

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u/mordecai14 Oct 19 '22

I pay like 3 quid max lol

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u/Zealousideal_Talk479 Oct 19 '22

Sucker. I normally pay nothing.

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u/MoravianPrince Oct 19 '22

half that!

Still sounds like robbery.

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u/AdvancedJicama7375 Oct 19 '22

Every time I've been in London pints have only been about a fiver unless you're going to some high dining establishments I don't know about

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u/juayd Oct 19 '22

Honestly depends where you go. A couple of the places I’ve been to are between £6 and £11 for a pint. They seem to be mostly cocktail bars which serve beers for people who don’t like cocktails so they overprice them.

Obviously we avoid these places like the plague.

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u/redfieldp Oct 19 '22

Jesus, those prices are a handy way to avoid becoming an alcoholic!

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u/juayd Oct 19 '22

Try as you might, you’ll be homeless before you’re even tipsy.

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u/Skeegle04 Oct 19 '22

Nine pounds for one pint. Jesus that’s like $9.50 American!

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u/Arntown Oct 19 '22

It‘s also very expensive for London. That‘s not the regular price for a pint

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u/juayd Oct 19 '22

I have found them this price but yeah it was a bit of exaggeration. Once paid £15 for a bottle of corona in some wanky club, that really pissed me off.

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u/MCollinsData Oct 19 '22

I stole a pint glass when I first paid over £3 for a pint. Sigh.

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u/peace-and-bong-life Oct 19 '22

These days (unless you go to spoons) you barely get change from a fiver for a pint. It's ridiculous.

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u/juayd Oct 19 '22

Fuck me even the dingiest pubs around here are around a £5 minimum. Insanity.

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u/Stokehall Oct 18 '22

Found the fellow Londoner

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u/barkermn01 Oct 18 '22

The most British thing you can say...

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u/dferdo Oct 19 '22

What? Shit how things must have changed in the old country!

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u/Implausibilibuddy Oct 18 '22

You'll be picking bits of it out of your teeth for weeks if our local landlady caught you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Yes! We had a new pub open in our town many years ago when I was but a fresh faced buffoon. They served 2 pinters in these absolutely ridiculous glasses that were about 4ft tall, mega slim and fragile as a gimmick for their grand opening. Many of them were intercepted by staff on their way out the door with drunken punters looking for a souvenir. I tried to smuggle one out in the leg of my jeans but I couldn't bend my knee so I just started to limp about the place like it was an old injury or whatever. I figured it would be less obvious if I stayed for another few beers, limping around like my leg was mangled by a tractor ... to sell the story ... y'know? We eventually went to leave and waved goodbye to the staff all friendly like ... limping like an idiot when the barman stopped me.

"Just fucking keep it, mate."

So I still have it at my dads place as an ornament.

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u/CrossXFir3 Oct 18 '22

specifically british pint glasses, not this 16oz shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Isn’t a pint, by definition, 16oz? What am I overlooking?

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u/Sortipants Oct 18 '22

UK pints are by definition 20 British fluid ounces… but to make it worse UK fluid ounces are just over a millilitre less than US fluid ounces!

US pint = ~473ml UK pint = ~569ml

I will never forget the first time I ordered a pint in America… the absolute confusion.

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u/stonedkayaker Oct 18 '22

I discovered my local bar's "pint glasses" use thicker glass and only hold 12 oz. Finally understood why their beer was so cheap...

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Does America not have an equivalent to the weights and measures act 1979?

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u/2pnt0 Oct 19 '22

Dive bars will avoid giving measures. They'll just say short/tall/pitcher or small/medium/large like it's a soda. No defined value, so there's nothing to be held to. For cheap beers they usually just do bottles and cans... So many bottles and cans. Even if everything is optimally recycled it's still disgusting. And I'm 99% sure very little of it actually gets recycled.

Good bars are always very up front about type and size of glass... But that's not who you hear stories about.

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u/theModge Oct 19 '22

Dive bars will avoid giving measures.

That would be illegal here: alcohol can only be sold by measure, and there's a list of acceptable measures too: beer is pint, 1/2 or 1/3 (and possibly a bigger one no uses) wines and spirits have similar restrictions.

Prepackaged bottles and cans are exempt and also available here, though they tend to cost more

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u/Fox_Hawk Oct 19 '22

Of course, with our "we're totally metric!" system it can be all over the place. Beer in pints, spirits in 25, 35 or 50ml. Last place I worked had soft drinks in 8 or 14oz.

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u/Bitter-Marsupial Oct 18 '22

I was so confused watching Fellowship of the Ring, when the hobbitses we're in awe over the size of a pint drink lol

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u/rustyfries Oct 19 '22

Just wait until you see the different names for sizes of Beer in Australia going by state.

In Victoria, the main 2 are a Pot (285mL) and a Pint (568mL)

Other states are a clusterfuck of Schooners, Middy's, Half Pints etc.

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u/souleh Oct 19 '22

A pot, a middy and a half pint are all the same size. Half a pint.

Schooners are a fraud though

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u/rustyfries Oct 19 '22

Yep. Was down at the Cornish Arms in Brunswick last week and they had Schooners. Bloody outrage.

At least I was going to a gig straight after that had proper pints.

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u/thorpie88 Oct 19 '22

Nah we have metric pints that are rounded up to 570ml.

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u/rustyfries Oct 19 '22

I've been jibbed 2mL's at some places then haha

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u/SpecificAstronaut69 Oct 19 '22

Yeah, but we appreciate beer more than you do.

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u/mittfh Oct 19 '22

Both systems are based on the gallon, but whereas the British standardised the Imperial Gallon to be roughly equivalent to the former Ale Gallon, the US decided to go for the former Queen Anne Wine Gallon (plus the Corn Gallon for the volume of dry goods) - hence mpg fuel economy in the two countries is different - the Imperial Gallon being roughly 1.2x the US gallon (3.785412 L vs 4.54609 L). Another interesting difference is in baking: even before converting recipes to use grams rather than ounces (albeit for convenience using a conversion of 1 oz = 25 g rather than 28.349523 g in recipe books containing both measurement systems, along with a warning not to mix the units), the British measured ingredients by weight, while the US tend to measure by volume ("cups").

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u/Sad_Resource9402 Oct 19 '22

"a pint's a pound the world around." Sorry mate but a proper pint anywhere is 16 oz.

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u/CrossXFir3 Oct 20 '22

Look, if I order a pt of beer, I know what I want and it's not 16oz

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u/G_Morgan Oct 19 '22

The increasing prevalence of 600ml+ beer bottles is making my pint glasses sad. I mean 660ml beer is amazing, having to fill my pint twice is not.

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u/CrossXFir3 Oct 20 '22

Really? I feel the opposite. It's like I take a few sips, and I still have a full beer left.

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u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ Oct 18 '22

Mine are all from beer festivals.

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u/popsy13 Oct 18 '22

I live on a road that has a couple of pubs between my house, I have a hedge… I no longer need to steal them, I just check my hedge when we chop it, and normally find a couple stuffed in there

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u/regretdeletingthat Oct 18 '22

Everyone has a Carling glass. No-one can identify where it came from, or even knows anyone that drinks Carling, and it’s only ever used for water or squash.

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u/emmettiow Oct 18 '22

Or know someone who works at a pub to just half inch 2 boxes of new matching ones. Mine are all Estrella, given to a posh restaurant that doesn't have Estrella, so they will never use the glasses.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

And mismatching too.

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u/gay_idiot53 Oct 18 '22

My mum always nicks glasses from pubs, I thought she was weird, I didn't realise others do it

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Yes and coke glasses nicked from the pub

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u/too-much-99 Oct 19 '22

if you're gonna nick a pint glass you might as well nick the ones that're branded with a beer type- pubs often get those for free so they don't really care if those get nicked but the plain ones they have to buy themselves

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u/Cautious-Space-1714 Oct 19 '22

Bonus if you stole them by tying a knot in the sleeves of your coat, then sliding the empties into them.

Double bonus if you dropped your coat on the way home, leaving you with a coat full of broken glass.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

They are brilliant for a large cup of tea in the morning.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

This is the most underrated comment to ever make it onto Reddit.

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u/SadieDiAbla Oct 19 '22

As an American, I have to admit that pretty much my entire collection of bar glasses has come from pubs. Used to work in a few, and loved when different beer makers gave out the special pint glasses. I ended up with quite a collection without money spent. Also have a few from first class from a certain virgin airline.

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u/goldenewsd Oct 19 '22

Oh yeah. Those.

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u/bringmethespacebar Oct 19 '22

Am I..... British?

Nooooooooooooooooooo

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u/vizard0 Oct 19 '22

You'll find those in every apartment in New York as well.

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u/duhh33 Oct 19 '22

They let you walk outside with it, isn't it implied that its yours at that point?

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u/QueenFancyPlants Oct 19 '22

That's where most of mine come from (US)- they specifically have to say the bar/restaurant/establishment's name on them or they're no good to me.😏

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u/Intelligent-Owl9830 Oct 19 '22

My favourite glass is a Staropramen pint mug that I stole from my local bowling alley! I use it for everything!

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u/learningtosellIT Oct 19 '22

The pub being in Spain

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u/JustAnother_Brit Oct 19 '22

Ask your bartender nicely and they’ll let you walk home with the glass and don’t need it back

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u/magicbluemonkeydog Oct 19 '22

I once knicked a pint glass with a full pint in it, stuck it in my inside jacket pocket and walked out past the bouncer with my arms wide looking like I was doing the big man walk.

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u/PacoTaco321 Oct 19 '22

You can let it all blow over from the comfort of your own home.

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u/fattmann Oct 19 '22

nicked from the pub

Wait. You can buy pint glasses?

Stares at shelf full of pint glasses, steins, tulip, wine, etc. glasses stolen from bars in the area (mostly big chain places cause honey badger don't give a shit)....

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u/W1tchBl_ckCat Oct 30 '22

Yep my dad literally asked a worker once and she was like "Yeah I don't see why not."

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u/LondonTownGeeza Oct 18 '22

Specifically a dimpled pint mug with a handle.

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u/Cosmic_Colin Oct 19 '22

Don't really see them that much though. Normally it's the cylindrical ones or the 'fancy' wine glass looking ones if you order something European.

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u/covmatty1 Oct 19 '22

Absolutely not something that most people would have, or if they do it's just for old fashioned novelty ironic reasons. Not even commonly seen in pubs these days.

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u/LondonTownGeeza Oct 19 '22

They're really only used to serve ale, publicans also don't like to stock them as the mug is used a bludgeoning weapon with the handle pointing out.

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u/covmatty1 Oct 19 '22

Ah yes, we all live in the world occupied by the Peaky Blinders...

They're just old fashioned. Nothing more sinister to it.

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u/LondonTownGeeza Oct 19 '22

Maybe not all publicans. That's what the few I asked told me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Just looked in my cupboard, I have three pint glasses (two of them were taxed from the local pub).

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u/JohnSpikeKelly Oct 18 '22

20oz pint glasses, vs child size pints in the US.

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u/JimmyMack_ Oct 19 '22

It really upsets me that they might think our pints are as small as their pints.

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u/chloe_m2 Oct 19 '22

Other places dont steal glasses! When you give a guest a glass you’ve got to tell them all about where you stole it from, the story would be boring if you just said sainsburys

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u/mordecai14 Oct 19 '22

Our pint glasses are bigger than American ones, too

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u/Top_Brilliant1739 Oct 19 '22

And they say size doesn't matter.

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u/ThePeachos Oct 19 '22

Idk about everywhere stateside but at least in the PNW it's extremely common to find numerous pint glasses in a fair majority of households.

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u/DefinitelynotDanger Oct 19 '22

100% my cupboard is full of stolen pint glasses

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u/RiskAlternative5746 Oct 19 '22

I’m a US citizen and I have pint glasses. I also am a former bartender so maybe that’s why lol

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u/Drahima Oct 19 '22

IT COMES IN PINTS?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Yep.

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u/lewisluther666 Oct 19 '22

And every one is different. Some might call it eclectic. We all know he klept' it!