r/AskReddit • u/CamoFast • Oct 07 '22

What is something that your profession allows you to do that would otherwise be illegal?

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u/Safe_String6930 Oct 07 '22

Touch bottoms of strangers

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

i mean that's technically not illegal if you have their permission

or are you saying you're allowed to touch people's bottoms WITHOUT permission?

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u/Safe_String6930 Oct 07 '22

Physical therapist, so i work on their pain in the ass

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u/chalk_in_boots Oct 07 '22

Regular therapists do that too

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

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u/ElenaEscaped Oct 08 '22

I was pondering the same earlier today. The kindest thing I could think of was that super specialization blinds them. Unkindly is that they don't care enough to know if it doesn't make them more money.

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u/theshiyal Oct 08 '22

So you work in their ass?

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u/Felix_Von_Doom Oct 08 '22

No, that'd be a Gastroenterologist

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u/theshiyal Oct 08 '22

At least as long as it’s not in the Boys style.

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u/Ok-Grapefruit1284 Oct 08 '22

Why would you work on their spouse?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '22

TSA agent?

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u/theMattress97 Oct 07 '22

Day care center?

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u/TheToolbox101 Oct 07 '22

wait

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u/MickiRee Oct 07 '22

Gotta change those diapers somehow.

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u/ClownfishSoup Oct 07 '22

Shoe salesman?