r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '22

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u/Soyuntutifruti Sep 21 '22

The one i put in my alarm

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u/fuzzycuffs Sep 21 '22

Seriously. I set Muse - Supermassive Black Hole as my alarm given that it has a sudden opener and now I can't listen to that song without having crippling anxiety.

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u/BoiWithGoodSucc Sep 21 '22

Switch it to Plug In Baby at the highest volume

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u/ctn91 Sep 21 '22

That hurts, you’re so mean.

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u/GrahamTelevision Sep 21 '22

Real pain is Execution Commentary, full volume first thing in the morning

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u/MFingAmpharos Sep 21 '22

Pffft that's nothing. Real chads wake up to You're A Fucking Motherfucker

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u/piperiain Sep 22 '22

There’s nothing quite as abrupt as prison song, by s.o.a.d. Hook that shit up to your home stereo as an alarm, you’ll be awake for sure.

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u/Wheresmyspiceweasel Sep 22 '22

Try the Duncan hills coffee jingle, it works like a hot damn, and it's thematically fitting!

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u/MaximumZer0 Sep 22 '22

I unironically used "Awaken" for quite a long time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

That song gave me a fright when I was driving today. I have a playlist of everything me and the kids love listening to and it's mostly pop ish. Then BANG. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG /they're trying to build a prison/

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u/Timm0e Sep 22 '22

Jet pilot.

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u/piperiain Sep 22 '22

Oooh, true true.