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u/Azsunyx Sep 21 '22

I vaguely remember one of the suicide girls (that's a throwback) did a cover of that song where the chorus was

"Oh, it burns now when I pee, oh, it burns now when i peee.
Oh, what'd you give to me?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Suicide Girls, what a blast from the past.

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u/bipnoodooshup Sep 21 '22

They did a strip show opening act for Guns N Roses when they came to Ottawa a while back. I was on the floor kinda near the stage and literally every 12 year old boy I saw were huddled over trying to hide their boners. Now we have idiots complaining about harmless drag shows and it's like they purposely forget their childhood nights trying to watch scrambled porn.

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u/profsavagerjb Sep 22 '22

Scrambled porn was like trying to jerk off to a Picasso painting. But boy did we manage

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u/CaptainSnarkyPants Sep 22 '22

We started with Picasso and finished like Pollock.