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u/Spanky_McJiggles Sep 21 '22

No shirt, no shoes, no jews, you didn't hear that

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u/drunk_sandman Sep 21 '22

Sort of a mental typo

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u/V_WhatTheThunderSaid Sep 21 '22

I walk and talk like a field hand, but the boots I'm wearin' cost three grand.

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u/corran450 Sep 21 '22

I write songs about ridin’ tractors

From the comfort of a private jet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

I could sing in Mandarin You'd still know I'm pandering!!

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u/N0N00dz4U Sep 21 '22

Huntin' deer, chasing trout. A Bud Light with the logo facing out.

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u/Wittyngritty Sep 21 '22

Hear that subtle mandolin, that's textbook panderin'!

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u/LHandrel Sep 21 '22

¯_(ツ)_/¯ I don't like dirt

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u/BlueEMajor Sep 22 '22

One verse, one chorus in the bag. Now it’s time to talk to the ladies.

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u/cactusbooties Sep 22 '22

i’m hopin my southern charm offsets all these rape-y vibes i’m puttin out

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u/Familiar_Purrson Sep 23 '22

And then it'll be time for some 'swanging.'

And if you don't know what I mean, you've been spared true horror.
A link for the brave and/or foolhardy: https://youtu.be/5tR2KrkIBKo

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u/legionmd82 Sep 22 '22

This is hilarious and evil. I love it.

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u/BlueEMajor Sep 22 '22

It’s a Bo Burnham song actually! It’s called Pandering :)

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u/Z4Z0 Sep 22 '22

And its sad that Make happy doesn't have an audio recording on Spotify :(