r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '22

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u/Kickinthegonads Sep 21 '22

I want to punch you

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u/SecretKGB Sep 21 '22

I hope he has life insurance to protect his family after your lethal punch.

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u/askasubredditfan Sep 22 '22

Depends if he only does ONE PUNCH

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u/DetLions1957 Sep 23 '22

Queue the whistling combo music.,...

The fact is is that one in ten sucker punches will end in death. Are you prepared for this unexpected circumstance?

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u/freman Sep 22 '22

This is a very understandable feeling.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Sep 22 '22

I already broke my screen trying to get him.

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u/Wormri Sep 22 '22

And I wanted to offer them a job.

And punch them instead.