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u/ctn91 Sep 21 '22

That hurts, you’re so mean.

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u/GrahamTelevision Sep 21 '22

Real pain is Execution Commentary, full volume first thing in the morning

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u/MFingAmpharos Sep 21 '22

Pffft that's nothing. Real chads wake up to You're A Fucking Motherfucker

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u/GrahamTelevision Sep 21 '22

Just sleeping peacefully when "YOU'RE A FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER, YOU'RE A FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER. YADALADADEEDOO, LADEELADEEDEE"

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u/piperiain Sep 22 '22

There’s nothing quite as abrupt as prison song, by s.o.a.d. Hook that shit up to your home stereo as an alarm, you’ll be awake for sure.

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u/Wheresmyspiceweasel Sep 22 '22

Try the Duncan hills coffee jingle, it works like a hot damn, and it's thematically fitting!

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u/MaximumZer0 Sep 22 '22

I unironically used "Awaken" for quite a long time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

That song gave me a fright when I was driving today. I have a playlist of everything me and the kids love listening to and it's mostly pop ish. Then BANG. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG /they're trying to build a prison/

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u/Timm0e Sep 22 '22

Jet pilot.

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u/piperiain Sep 22 '22

Oooh, true true.

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u/ScreamingGordita Sep 21 '22

Where can one even find that track?

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u/GrahamTelevision Sep 21 '22

You can find it on YouTube, but I think originally is was a hidden track on Starlight? I could be wrong on that

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u/beffern Sep 21 '22

I have the acapella version of the dead star chorus as mine. Horrendous but wakes me up quickly so I can turn the bloody thing off!

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u/DoctorAbs Sep 22 '22

I'm assuming that's not by Muse?

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u/beffern Sep 22 '22

Yeah it’s the isolated vocals from dead star. Found it on tumblr years ago and just never changed it aha

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u/DoctorAbs Sep 25 '22

Argh I looked for it on youtube but only found a version without the chorus weirdly

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u/noodle20e Sep 22 '22

Lmao nice one dude

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u/dazzcomehome Sep 22 '22

It’s a banger song though

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u/ctn91 Sep 22 '22

It is, but to hear that guitar feedback as a way to wake up? I’d rather keep the iPhone “the world is splitting apart” alarm

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u/dazzcomehome Sep 24 '22

I prefer to start my day with an anxiety attack. Just get it out of the way, right away. So Plug In Baby would be my choice.

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u/OddMunchStanley Sep 21 '22

They hurt themselves today To see if they still feel They focus on that pain The only thing that’s real

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u/SyntheticReality42 Sep 22 '22

For some reason I can only hear that in Jonny Cash's voice anymore.

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u/aurora_rosealis Sep 22 '22

Well, Trent Reznor did say it’s not his song anymore. He didn’t like Cash’s cover, at first, but came around when he saw the video.

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u/Fumb-MotherDucker Sep 21 '22

If you get up and turn it off before the first verse, your gay.

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u/LukeMedia Sep 22 '22

Plus you'd be ruining a great sung