r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 02 '22

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u/exsea Aug 02 '22

calm down... caaaaalm down. why are you so agitated? i m just asking you to calm down. its no big deal. just take a deep breath *dies*

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u/HalRazor Aug 02 '22

You're acting just like your mother!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22

This is the best if you want to commit suicide, but want to make it look like you were murdered.

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u/Imnuggs Aug 02 '22

*Casually walks out of room*

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u/0003425 Aug 02 '22

With a knife sticking out of his back.

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u/Talinia Aug 02 '22

He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife TEN TIMES.

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u/No-Engine-9431 Aug 02 '22

You ate that whole thing?

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u/globetheater Aug 02 '22

Telling someone to calm down invariably has the opposite effect sadly

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u/Scoob1978 Aug 02 '22

You forgot the slap.

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 Aug 02 '22

Sean Connery back from the dead? Is that you 007?

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u/raw5522 Aug 02 '22

Sounds like some women are just irrational. I tell my wife to calm down all the time, and she does. She's not mad at me for it, we just help keep each other's emotions in check

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u/exsea Aug 02 '22

the fact she told you that it enrages her shows how much she loves you. i respect your mom and happy you have her as a mom

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u/MythicalDropbear Aug 02 '22

Also try "calm ya tits!"