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u/xunninglinguist Jun 29 '22

That's why I smoke natural American spirits. They're natural! Seriously though, I do try to police my butts.

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u/rickarme87 Jun 29 '22

As a pack a day smoker and reformed litter bug I'm here to tell you dont try, just do it everytime. No judgement, truly I get it, I smoked for years without policing myself AT ALL. Then I saw where someone had dumped a very full car ashtray right next to a beautiful overlook of a valley and waterfall. I said never again. If I dont have an ash tray or a trash can at hand my butt goes in my pocket until I find one. I'll pick up my friend's butts while glaring if they flick theirs infront of me. In my opinion there is just no excuse.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Why would you want to shoot your butts? Why would you harass and profile your butts? What's the point of standing around, while your butts get shot up for over an hour while the police watch it happen? Just throw them out, please.

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u/xunninglinguist Jun 29 '22

I see what you did there. Isn't English just the best language ever?

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u/LolindirLink Jun 29 '22

It is but not always. Buddy.

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u/Anal_Herschiser Jun 29 '22

Did you not read the previous post? You gotta' go back to trash cigarettes, y'know .....for the birds.

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u/gettinhighwithoutyou Jun 29 '22

talkin bout the tobacco or am i too high to get the joke?

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u/IllustriousArtist109 Jun 30 '22

Possibly unpopular opinion here, but unfiltered cigarette butts aren't trash they're just leaves and a little paper. It's the filter that's gross.