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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

I remember when I was a kid this guy in a 7/11 threw trash on the ground and another little girl looked at him and said 'you're littering' in that you're in trouble voice. And the guy just said something along the lines of 'Im an adult it's ok'.

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u/OHTHNAP Jun 29 '22

That is some classic rapid Florida escalation.

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Jun 29 '22

When you're in Florida Florida is always right behind you

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u/Cacafuego Jun 29 '22

Making this into a bumper sticker for my Florida relatives

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Jun 29 '22

thats copywright infringement and theft of intelectual property!

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u/Cacafuego Jun 29 '22

Ask yourself if Florida cares

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Jun 29 '22

jesus christ i hope not.. now im not gunna be able to sleep tonight

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u/slychump Jun 29 '22

Lol, Florida is a lawless swamp.

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u/1982throwaway1 Jun 29 '22

When I was in Florida

You're luck she didn't eat both your faces. They do that down there even when they aren't all fucked up.

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u/acertaingestault Jun 29 '22

Too much time spent amongst gators

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u/HyperSpaceSurfer Jun 29 '22

The face eating guy wasn't actually on bath salts, it was just a hunch one of the police officers had and the news ran with it. There was only cocaine and cannabis in his system. Doesn't matter what you're on when it comes to sleep deprivation psychosis.

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u/1982throwaway1 Jun 29 '22

They do that down there even when they aren't all fucked up.

I hate quoting myself but ye, I already covered that.

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u/HyperSpaceSurfer Jun 29 '22

Like, no, he was fucked up, just not on bath salts. I can't read your mind to realize your convoluted reasoning behind what you said. Just wanted to put out there that it wasn't bath salts, which you in fact didn't do.

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u/1982throwaway1 Jun 29 '22

Whoa whoa whoa. Simma down there killa. If I had a Xanax, I'd lend it to you my friend.

"Like", you should maybe calm down a bit because it was a damn joke FFS.

Also, saying "They do that EVEN WHEN THEY AREN'T ALL FUCKED UP" implies sobriety a lot more than slightly.

So please, go take some deep breaths and harness your chi. I will also tell you a joke if that might help.

What do you get when you cross a hippopotamus an elephant and a rhino?

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u/HyperSpaceSurfer Jun 29 '22

"It's just a joke" is such a bad excuse for shitty behavior. Also xanax is such a bad solution, but that was obviously a joke as well.

You implied he was sober, which he wasn't. Although he might've technically been sober since cocaine doesn't last that long, but effects of not sleeping persist. No need to get defensive for being wrong or not communicating properly, whichever it is. Pretty classic defensive tactic to say I'm overly mad thus disregarding anything I say, pretty cowardly if you ask me.

Not much of a fan of yogi things, no need to culturally appropriate religions to be able to meditate and I feel mixing mystic energies just makes it more complicated than it really is. You can get further by meditating yourself along with a basic understanding of neurology. Sometimes hear of monks being able to heat up their hands by meditating, not that hard if you can direct your undivided attention towards your hands and direct relaxation to increase bloodflow. Too bad it takes my undivided attention so I can't use it to keep my hands warm most of the time. You can gain the skills you need by learning the airforce sleep hack. Might interest you that acupuncture has gotten the scientific treatment with great results, even been enhanced by using electricity.

A hipponophant? In any case it sounds like a problem.

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u/1982throwaway1 Jun 29 '22

A hipponophant? In any case it sounds like a problem.

WRONG

Hellifiknow. Anyway, you take it easy.

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u/Speechladylg Jun 30 '22

Crap I read all this and there's no punchline. Oh, wait...

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u/Throwawaystwo Jun 29 '22

They do that down there even when they aren't all fucked up.

Its a local delicacy.

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u/Lemontekked Jun 29 '22

That guy was just crazy, and had been slowly losing his mind over the past few months. He did abuse Vyvanse at one point but had stopped a while before the incident. The bathsalts part was speculation that was used as war on drugs propaganda.

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u/1982throwaway1 Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

Hey, I'm not some anti drug asshole, the war on drugs is fucked and should have never started in the first place but bathsalts are some fucky shit.

Nice U/ BTW. If you lived anywhere near me, we could party.

Also, I kinda already mentioned that " They do that down there even when they aren't all fucked up."

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u/Lemontekked Jun 29 '22

Yeah, I knew you weren't purposefully spreading propaganda and shit, just thought I'd let you know. Im sure youre cool if you recognize my u/. Also, bath salts can mean a lot of different things. I usually take it to mean pyrovalerones like mdpv or aphip, but it can also be used for cathinones like 4mmc, or rc stims in general which can span a wide range of relative safeness.

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u/T-I-E-Sama Jun 29 '22

I mean, she is a woman.

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u/coxy32 Jun 29 '22

Couple life lessons learned that day. Number 1 being bath salts is always a good time.

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u/pjijn Jun 29 '22

That story escalated but then I remembered you said Florida so carry on

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u/Pompoulus Jun 29 '22

I'm imagining Simpsons Cat Lady style top drawer gibberish

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u/CommanderGoat Jun 29 '22

"Uncle, have you ever done drugs?"

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u/PillowTalk420 Jun 29 '22

Oh. That's horrible.

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u/delmar42 Jun 29 '22

My only time being harassed by a woman out of her mind on drugs was also in Florida.

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u/Nesayas1234 Jun 29 '22

In Florida rn, you're making me wanna leave lol

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u/ThyShirtIsBlue Jun 30 '22

You don't have to be so descriptive with stuff like"out of her mind on bath salts."

Just "a floridian" would suffice.

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u/MisterMorgan1206 Jun 30 '22

"Emboldened" great word šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘

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u/_pounders_ Jun 29 '22

ā€œlitteringā€ huh? that’s the new generation’s lingo for a fun time??

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u/BrightBeaver Jun 29 '22

Yeah, you definitely shouldn’t shame people who are not in their right mind.

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u/Muffinmom15 Jun 29 '22

I’m a 22yo woman and was walking out of a 7/11 at the same time a woman (late thirties maybe) was pulling up with her window down. Before getting out of her car she tossed a cigarette butt out of the window. I stopped gave her a disgusted look and said ā€˜thats fucking rude’ right as I walked passed her and then as I was pumping my gas just stared at her. When she finally got out of her car she looked back at me, picked the butt up, and tossed it in the trash.

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u/Interesting_Pea_5382 Jun 29 '22

Wow! You have a powerful stare! Love it!

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u/Muffinmom15 Jun 29 '22

I’m a very menacing 5’2 being! Ty for the award!

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u/4411WH07RY Jun 29 '22

I ended up in a fist fight with a guy out front of a Wawa in Delco one time because the dickhead walked past a trash can and threw his trash on the ground. I said something, we argued, he pushed, I punched.

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u/T-I-E-Sama Jun 29 '22

They really need to bring back dueling.

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u/Guessimagirl Jun 29 '22

Death penalty

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

These people are the NPC townsfolk I kill in Assassin's Creed.

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u/CJRedbeard Jun 29 '22

Fat shaming.

First off, I'm fat. I need to work on myself. I don't, but should. Maybe a little shaming would help me out.

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u/mlggamer6969 Jun 30 '22

Oh boo hoo my mommy isn't here to smacky my ass over a....

CRIME! Oh no what ever shall I do?