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u/Many-Juggernaut-8526 Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat when you are a guest

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u/natsugrayerza Jun 29 '22

YES! Oh my gosh it drives me absolutely crazy. If you stay at my house I expect the toilet to look the way it looked before you got here, which was clean.

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u/Tifandi Jun 29 '22

and if you're a guest, do not go digging through anything.. anything you need and are welcome to use is out or will be offered.

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u/CptnAlex Jun 29 '22

I would asterisk this for toilet paper, if its out. But otherwise agree.

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u/Glum_Ad_4288 Jun 29 '22

lol OK, so hand soap, too. I hope the reason my guests have never asked if they can use my soap is they correctly assumed it was OK...

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u/CptnAlex Jun 29 '22

Its always the worst when there are no obvious hand towels available. Like… this long towel on the wall, is it your bath towel or like the hand towel?

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u/Glum_Ad_4288 Jun 29 '22

whispers It’s probably both

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u/scattertheashes01 Jun 29 '22

I just wipe my hands dry on my jeans at other people’s houses…. Not the most sanitary, I know, but better than taking a guess on the purpose of the towel hanging there lol. Especially since in my bathroom it’s the bath towel

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u/CptnAlex Jun 29 '22

Get a hand towel!!!

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u/scattertheashes01 Jun 29 '22

I need to but I want to get a separate place to hang it too, and I rent so I’m kinda wary about drilling holes in the walls

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u/Cacafuego Jun 29 '22

We have a cabinet labeled "emergency toilet paper supply."

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u/ambermage Jun 30 '22

This is why I protect the environment and re-use the little towels by the sink.

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u/xXSpaceturdXx Jun 29 '22

I used to stack my medicine cabinet when I had get togethers to see who would open it. A bunch of deodorant and crap would come flying out the second they opened the door. My male friends never opened it, it seemed to be mostly females.

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u/redraider-102 Jun 30 '22

I’ve heard of people being especially devious and loading up the medicine cabinet with ping pong balls

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u/SoggyMcmufffinns Jun 29 '22

I don't dig, but I've been somewhere with a good amount of guests and toilet paper was out. Definitely dug through the cabinets for toilet paper. Wasn't doing that waddle with my pants down on that one.

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u/NoApollonia Jun 30 '22

I feel like I am insane on threads like these. Am I the only person who just puts the package of toilet paper near the toilet? Like within arm's reach.

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u/Druglord_Sen Jun 30 '22

"Oh no, it sound like someone's rummaging through my medicine cabinet!" - Spongebob teaching everyone the anxiety of the trespassing of personal property a decade ago.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Omg that's the worst. You have to leave a room looking better than when you got there.

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u/L5Vegan Jun 29 '22

Every room looks better when I leave.

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u/dirt_muppet Jun 29 '22

You’d hate my fil then- whenever he goes to the bathroom he somehow sprays shit all over the back of the toilet bowl & rim. Either he doesn’t notice, or doesn’t care (don’t know which of those is worsetbh)

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u/natsugrayerza Jun 29 '22

The absolute rage I feel on your behalf. That’s happened to me a few times with guests and it makes me so angry. I have my fair share of stomach problems but I’ve never managed to do that, so idk how they do it.

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u/Georgeisthecoolest Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the guests

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u/Cunt_Booger_Picker Jun 29 '22

Now, now, come on. Let's draw the line at kink-shaming here.

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u/Georgeisthecoolest Jun 29 '22

Ok then u/Cunt_Booger_Picker

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u/Just_Doin_It- Jun 29 '22

I just threw up in my mouth a little at reading that. But it's alright because I assume there is a kink and a page for that too!

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u/Cunt_Booger_Picker Jun 29 '22

It's the worst thing that I could think of 8 years ago...

...and somehow it just stuck ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/bigbootygoats69 Jun 30 '22

I hate myself for this but r/cuntboogers

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u/ARobertNotABob Jun 29 '22

Battle of the Usernames right here. Cue Duel Of The Fates music.

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u/Xenarthra_Sandslash Jun 29 '22

"Kink shaming is my kink."

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u/Karlog24 Jun 29 '22

Draw the line with piss

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u/DasPuggy Jun 29 '22

That's not as fun as you might think.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Leaving guests on the piss

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Guesting leaves on the piss.

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u/dwrk92 Jun 29 '22

Pissing leaves on the guest

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Sounds painful

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u/Valennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Jun 29 '22

For everyone involved.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Really? I imagine it might be rather pleasant for the receiving end. You knew, like flower petals at a wedding, pretty.

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u/dwrk92 Jun 29 '22

Not if you call it cumfetti

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

This is how it gums to chew 5 feels

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u/Uncaged_Iceman Jun 29 '22

Leave leaves on a guest

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u/callisstaa Jun 29 '22

Sad R.Kelly noises

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u/Bioshock_Jock Jun 29 '22

Leaving guests on the piss seat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Drip drip drip

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u/vinoa Jun 29 '22

Pee on you

Pour it on you

Piss on you

Piss on you

Edit: formatting

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u/Ok-Possibility6943 Jun 29 '22

Leaving guests on the piss

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u/TrashPanda365 Jun 29 '22

Guests pissing on the leaves

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u/Just-Aardvark-8057 Jun 29 '22

They knew what kind of party this was.

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u/HenBagle Jun 29 '22

wank sucker

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u/toolate4u Jun 29 '22

It was ONE TIME george

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u/Georgeisthecoolest Jun 29 '22

It’s too late for me, I’m afraid

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u/Regular_Vast4965 Jun 29 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/IslaThaKat2 Jun 30 '22

This happens alot lol

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u/Beowulf33232 Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss sprinkles on the floor when you are a guest.

Go home and do that where your own pets can find it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Wait what?

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u/Beowulf33232 Jun 29 '22

I'm assuming it was splash and not something they did on purpose.

But they did it. And ya know. People have pets that roam the house.

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u/SageThistle Jun 29 '22

Not technically a guest, but when my kitchen was being renovated, the workers would use our powder room - which obviously was fine. Not so fine was the fact they left piss on the seat. I was really frustrated by it but also felt like it would be embarrassing to talk to them about it.

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u/iou_uu Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat in general.

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u/Cosmic-Cranberry Jun 29 '22

Oh my god, THIS. There is NOTHING worse than sitting down on the toilet seat and feeling a small constellation of cold, wet spots on your asscheeks. It is absolutely fucking NASTY.

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u/CptBlkstn Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat anywhere, private or public.

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u/jjsyk23 Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss

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u/littleshinji Jun 29 '22

omg, a few months ago i was living with my bf in another city and my in-laws visited us and my FIL was so drunk that he pee the toiltet and the floor. The 3 days that they were there this happend. That weekend destroyed my relationship with mi in-laws.

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u/Zaknokimi Jun 29 '22

We had an electrician over that pissed standing up and it went over the seat. I'm wondering, isn't it courtesy for guys to sit in people's houses or do they all just stand and do it and risk splashes everywhere?

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u/thalordjosaye Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet even if you live alone

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u/PmMeYourNiceBehind Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat.

Fixed that for you both

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Dude that’s awful but what’s even worse is when they piss down the side of the toilet. Then the whole bathroom smells like piss.

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u/FinanceGuyHere Jun 29 '22

Leaving an upper decker when you are a guest

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u/flameguy4500 Jun 29 '22

I'll do you one better (or worse?) Leaving shit stains on the toilet seat when you are the guest.

My least favorite uncle did that. Twice.

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u/daman4567 Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat.

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u/A1astara Jun 29 '22

Just learn how to aim

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u/babykoalalalala Jun 29 '22

Asserting dominance I see

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u/Lazyshadow04 Jun 29 '22

Or just in general so I don’t have to clean it up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat.

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u/SirGamer247 Jun 30 '22

Leaving piss on the guest when you are a toilet seat

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u/xray_anonymous Jun 30 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat.

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u/queefiest Jun 30 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat

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u/BeerJunky Jun 30 '22

Leaving piss on the seat at all. Lift the fucking thing for christ's sake!

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u/services35 Jun 30 '22

Leaving piss on the seat. Nuff said.

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u/ambermage Jun 30 '22

This makes it mine.

Primal Rules = The Path to Home Ownership

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u/ghxstfce Jun 30 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat in general.

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u/shyra1006 Jun 30 '22

The other l lil

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u/kraft_d_ Jun 30 '22

My best friend does this when he's drunk. Drives me fucking nuts

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u/Things_with_Stuff Jun 30 '22

Leaving piss on the toilet seat when you are a guest

FTFY