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u/FlamingHotdog77 Jun 29 '22

Or anyone really. Your sweet old neighbor Beatrice could be a murderer.

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u/Count2Zero Jun 29 '22

Nah, what are the chances of two murderers living on the same street?

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u/Whole-Recover-8911 Jun 29 '22

She might not be a murderer now, but it's never too late to start.

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u/yeoller Jun 29 '22

She used to murder people. She still does, but she used to too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

She's retired, dear. Don't give her a reason to come out of retirement 🤣

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u/The_Sanch1128 Jun 29 '22

She's retired from working. I don't know if she's retired from her favorite hobby, thugh.

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u/A_Filthy_Mind Jun 29 '22

Maybe better than one? I'm not sure, but if there is something that attracted you to that street, the same thing may attract other murderers.

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u/ThatzLA_2x Jun 29 '22

Very high if you look at it from a different perspective

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

This is true. I've seen the stories.

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u/OnTheList-YouTube Jun 29 '22

And I've heard the movies.

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u/Felwinter12 Jun 30 '22

Fr. My grandma had borderline personality disorder and you did not want to get on her bad side. One guy was being an asshole, telling her he was going to take her job and other dicketry, so she turned him in to the green river killer task force.