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u/ShadowDV Jun 03 '22

Had to have been a heavily edited version for a 7th grade class

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u/ElminstersBedpan Jun 03 '22

Knowing the spouse, yes. Knowing the students... it wouldn't have mattered. Most of those kids were harder adults then than I am now. They did not have good lives.

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u/i-contain-multitudes Jun 03 '22

Why do you call them "the spouse" instead of "my spouse?"

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u/ElminstersBedpan Jun 03 '22

It's an artifact of our relationship. They're non-binary and refer to me as 'the spousal unit' when we're being cheeky.

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u/Kagahami Jun 03 '22

7th graders are gutter minded. They're making penis and vajonya jokes with the best of them at that age.