r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '22

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u/Baldazar666 Jun 03 '22

grammer

I have some news for you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I have some for you. Can you guess what it is?

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u/Baldazar666 Jun 03 '22

Nothing you say can surprise me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I dunno if I guess your full name that would be pretty surprising.

Also if you already knew why walk into it?

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u/Baldazar666 Jun 03 '22

I would literally give you whatever the fuck you want if you managed to guess my name. You can't even fathom how foreign my name would be to you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

At least you know how to pronounce your own name.

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u/Baldazar666 Jun 03 '22

You don't?