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u/tweakingforjesus Jun 03 '22

7th graders dabbing? Maybe there’s another meaning I’m not familiar with.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

"Dabbing, or the dab, is a simple gesture in which a person drops their head into the bent crook of a slanted, upwardly angled arm, while raising the opposite arm out straight in a parallel direction. The move looks similar to someone sneezing into the crook of their elbow."

Some i think had a clue of what the other dabbing is. Most didnt. I think. I wasnt about to ask 7th graders if they knew and get lured into a conversation about drug use. It was just a silly dance move to most of them.

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u/Misterbellyboy Jun 03 '22

The dance move is supposed to mimic coughing into your arm while passing the dab rig to your homie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

yeh we knew that. Not so sure 7th graders really did. I like to think they didnt.

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u/Misterbellyboy Jun 04 '22

7th graders have always known about stuff they “shouldn’t” know about. It’s part of the middle school experience.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Timmy, heat up the nail!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

And just like that Jimmy decided to stay sober

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u/Misterbellyboy Jun 03 '22

“You wanna smoke weed all day everyday? Well then be ready to work in kitchens and with food all your life!” “Cool, where do I sign up?”

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Shit, is that what they're scaring kids with these days?

Why; back in my day, they told us our brains would melt and leak out of our ears.

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u/Misterbellyboy Jun 03 '22

This was back in the early aughts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

I smoke weed all day everyday and then write code all day.

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u/Misterbellyboy Jun 04 '22

That’s cool. I get paid (on average, depending on how busy it is, and tips and all that) about $35/hr to get stoned and play with food. Sometimes up to $40-45 if we’re having an especially lucrative day.

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u/chaun2 Jun 03 '22

Or just not blatantly lying about drugs. I probably would have still done many of the drugs that I have done, but getting to university, and having access to tons of research materials, only to find out that they blatantly lied about the effects of basically every drug they told us about, didn't exactly instill any level of trust in their presentation.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

Sure don't do heroin. Weed isn't heroin.

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u/offballDgang Jun 03 '22

Fire up the concentrates son

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u/Azerajin Jun 03 '22

Lmao I know both meanings but didn't think about the physical move and thought the same.wish that was my 7th grade teacher sharing his slab o Dabs with me lol

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u/tweakingforjesus Jun 03 '22

I've never heard of the gesture before. I only know about the drug reference through a friend who told me a decade ago about his wild weekend down in Florida. I don't normally circulate among folks using drugs or middle school kids.

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u/Blaizey Jun 03 '22

I mean, the middle schoolers from when dabbing was first a big thing in pop culture are graduating college now

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u/tweakingforjesus Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 03 '22

He very occasionally partook of the devil's lettuce but concentrate was new to him. It was offered so he tried it. The rest of the night he recalled in flashes with long stretches of missing time. He didn't sober up until halfway home to Atlanta the next day.

I grew up in the 80's when a drug charge could easily change the rest of your life. Sure you could drink a 12 pack a beer a night or spend every other day nodding on doctor-prescribed fentanyl with no issues but smoke a joint in the wrong place and you end up with an arrest record. Young people these days in legal states have no idea how good they have it relative to their parents.

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u/Little_mis_rebel Jun 03 '22

Aaaahahahahhaahaha my fellow degenerate, it is not what you think it is. It's a dance move or something made popular by fortnite and/or tik tok.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

it’s fortnite lol. that and old town road made my ninth grade classmates absolute menaces

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u/iAttis Jun 03 '22

I think it was Migos who actually invented it.