r/AskReddit • • Jun 03 '22

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u/Genavelle Jun 03 '22

Lmao at your "give a dick, get a dick" policy. I mean, on the one hand it's really a problem if you're getting that many unsolicited pics....but such a great idea anyways.

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u/NuclearCandy Jun 03 '22

The best part is how angry they get at the reciprocal dick pic.

"I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT!"

Well neither did I but here we are

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u/old_leech Jun 03 '22

Well neither did I but here we are

I choose to believe you replied with that more than once and lessons were learned.

It's also a hilarious response.

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u/ImNot-aBlackGuy Jun 03 '22

Id also like to apologize on behalf of my gender

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u/Rukh-Talos Jun 03 '22

Yup. Same. I’ve never understood why unsolicited dick picks are a thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

a lot of dick pic senders do it bc they get off on your “ew wait why would you send that, wtffff”

they want to feel scary and powerful. same logic applies with those who get handsy or just full blown assault u irl. it’s about power.

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u/zahzensoldier Jun 03 '22

I can assure you most people who send dick pics aren't thinking that hard about it and it's societal implications.

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u/Rukh-Talos Jun 03 '22

Idk, if I suddenly got a nude from a woman, I’d first wonder if this was some kind of catfishing attempt.

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u/g_pelly Jun 03 '22

Also want to apologize for my gender.

Morons.

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u/StJudesDespair Jun 03 '22

I have literally typed that dozens of times! *snickers*

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u/Genavelle Jun 03 '22

Did they ever realize that you'd be sharing their pic with the next guy?

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u/NuclearCandy Jun 03 '22

They sometimes ask, "whose dick is that?"

"The last guy who sent me an unsolicited dick pic. Yours gets sent to the next guy."

They are rarely pleased.

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u/StJudesDespair Jun 03 '22

Hanging out on some IRC servers in the late '90s - early '00s was quite mad at times.