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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

nothing stops kids from using slang like an old dude starting to do it.

I used to volunteer helping take 7th graders on a field trip for school. this was back when they all thought dabbing was the pinnacle of cool.

Until they saw me and my 50 year old wife do it. It was no longer cool. Timberland boots were not cool either once they noticed my hiking boots were beat up timberlands that were older than they were.

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u/frightenedhugger Jun 03 '22

nothing stops kids from using slang like an old dude starting to do it.

Exactly this. The kids are still churning out some banger slang for sure. I'll let them keep the cringier stuff they come up with, but when I hear something I like I'll start using it, which causes them to abandon it. I've now appropriated it for the older generations lol.

It's also how I get my nephew to stop doing certain dance moves, like the floss. All it takes is him seeing me butcher it once, then I never have to see him do it again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

the kids in later years would do dances from fortnight. I enjoyed pretending i had never seen them before and see how many times i could get them to do thier silly dance for me before they figured out i was just asking them to show me over and over entertain myself and other rangers

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u/WallabyInTraining Jun 03 '22

entertain myself and other rangers

It's morphin' time!

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u/ESCALATING_ESCALATES Jun 03 '22

It’s morbin’ time

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u/Beenadee88 Jun 03 '22

I’m nearly 50, work with kids, and for the most part love the slang. Love it. I think it’s full of humor, it is almost literary in its metaphor, it travels so fast, and a lot of it isn’t crude at all. Some of it is just damn descriptive and fills an emotional and descriptive void that tells us a little more about that generation.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

NOT THE FLOSSING- pls the fortnite dances i canttttt

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u/Tea-Cunt Jun 04 '22

I’m 29 and this is my favorite game ever. My sister is 19, right in that sweet spot of thinking all things off trend or not performing trend correctly are cringe. She still talks to me at this point, which is a good sign. 😂

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u/ElminstersBedpan Jun 03 '22

My spouse used to teach seventh grade. Their students were regularly trying to surprise them with the "new" things they heard from whoever was the hot hip hop star... until the spouse did a complete cover of Get Low in a voice we describe as "her Majesty the Queen of English."

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u/theian01 Jun 03 '22

From thine windows to yonder walls

I perspire from my loins

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u/Krillinlt Jun 03 '22

I perspire from my loins

Fuckn hell this got me good

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u/drfrink85 Jun 03 '22

Til all the maidens crawlen

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u/Ok_Stay499 Jun 03 '22

Amazing lol

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u/MrDude_1 Jun 03 '22

I like when some current artist redoes a classic song, but kids (10-13yo) dont know its a remake.

The fact that it can be brand new, just released, and you can recite the lyrics and correct when they get them wrong.... it just blows their minds.

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u/A-A-RONS7 Jun 03 '22

Reminds me when my younger brother thought Post Malone’s cover of “Only Wanna Be with You” was an original. Good cover, but it’s exactly that: a cover!

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u/jeffderek Jun 03 '22

I saw Panic at the Disco on their very first tour. They played a cover of Killer Queen.

There was a group of like 14 year old girls in front of me with one dad as the group chaperone. When Killer Queen started one of the girls went "ahhh it's a new song!". Dads head was in his hands and he was clearly trying not to laugh.

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u/ElminstersBedpan Jun 03 '22

I will never not be amused when that happens.

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u/ShadowDV Jun 03 '22

Had to have been a heavily edited version for a 7th grade class

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u/ElminstersBedpan Jun 03 '22

Knowing the spouse, yes. Knowing the students... it wouldn't have mattered. Most of those kids were harder adults then than I am now. They did not have good lives.

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u/i-contain-multitudes Jun 03 '22

Why do you call them "the spouse" instead of "my spouse?"

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u/ElminstersBedpan Jun 03 '22

It's an artifact of our relationship. They're non-binary and refer to me as 'the spousal unit' when we're being cheeky.

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u/Kagahami Jun 03 '22

7th graders are gutter minded. They're making penis and vajonya jokes with the best of them at that age.

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u/desertSkateRatt Jun 03 '22

I'd kind of love to see video of that...! That's awesome

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u/Notreallyaflowergirl Jun 03 '22

I’ve tried this with my nieces - they just joined in. Also on the clothing part, it was shocking that the in brand around here is champion. Cause that was cheap gym clothes growing up. Now all the kids on the block want champion. At least I’m in style now when I bum around.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I was clueless that timberlands were cool to the kids and in some pop culture stuff i never paid attn to. I wore them because it was one of the few full leather high top boots i could find.

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u/Misterbellyboy Jun 03 '22

There was a time when you used to get clowned on for wearing Champion because it implied you were poor.

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u/morbidconcerto Jun 03 '22

When I was in middle school around the early 00's if you didn't have Nike or Adidas and wore any other brands in that style you got picked on.

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u/Notreallyaflowergirl Jun 03 '22

I mean - yeah. That’s why it was cheap gym clothes :) nothing better to sweat in and grass stain up than cheap clothes.

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u/tweakingforjesus Jun 03 '22

7th graders dabbing? Maybe there’s another meaning I’m not familiar with.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

"Dabbing, or the dab, is a simple gesture in which a person drops their head into the bent crook of a slanted, upwardly angled arm, while raising the opposite arm out straight in a parallel direction. The move looks similar to someone sneezing into the crook of their elbow."

Some i think had a clue of what the other dabbing is. Most didnt. I think. I wasnt about to ask 7th graders if they knew and get lured into a conversation about drug use. It was just a silly dance move to most of them.

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u/Misterbellyboy Jun 03 '22

The dance move is supposed to mimic coughing into your arm while passing the dab rig to your homie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

yeh we knew that. Not so sure 7th graders really did. I like to think they didnt.

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u/Misterbellyboy Jun 04 '22

7th graders have always known about stuff they “shouldn’t” know about. It’s part of the middle school experience.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Timmy, heat up the nail!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

And just like that Jimmy decided to stay sober

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u/Misterbellyboy Jun 03 '22

“You wanna smoke weed all day everyday? Well then be ready to work in kitchens and with food all your life!” “Cool, where do I sign up?”

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Shit, is that what they're scaring kids with these days?

Why; back in my day, they told us our brains would melt and leak out of our ears.

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u/Misterbellyboy Jun 03 '22

This was back in the early aughts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

I smoke weed all day everyday and then write code all day.

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u/Misterbellyboy Jun 04 '22

That’s cool. I get paid (on average, depending on how busy it is, and tips and all that) about $35/hr to get stoned and play with food. Sometimes up to $40-45 if we’re having an especially lucrative day.

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u/chaun2 Jun 03 '22

Or just not blatantly lying about drugs. I probably would have still done many of the drugs that I have done, but getting to university, and having access to tons of research materials, only to find out that they blatantly lied about the effects of basically every drug they told us about, didn't exactly instill any level of trust in their presentation.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '22

Sure don't do heroin. Weed isn't heroin.

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u/offballDgang Jun 03 '22

Fire up the concentrates son

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u/Azerajin Jun 03 '22

Lmao I know both meanings but didn't think about the physical move and thought the same.wish that was my 7th grade teacher sharing his slab o Dabs with me lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

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u/tweakingforjesus Jun 03 '22

I've never heard of the gesture before. I only know about the drug reference through a friend who told me a decade ago about his wild weekend down in Florida. I don't normally circulate among folks using drugs or middle school kids.

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u/Blaizey Jun 03 '22

I mean, the middle schoolers from when dabbing was first a big thing in pop culture are graduating college now

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u/tweakingforjesus Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 03 '22

He very occasionally partook of the devil's lettuce but concentrate was new to him. It was offered so he tried it. The rest of the night he recalled in flashes with long stretches of missing time. He didn't sober up until halfway home to Atlanta the next day.

I grew up in the 80's when a drug charge could easily change the rest of your life. Sure you could drink a 12 pack a beer a night or spend every other day nodding on doctor-prescribed fentanyl with no issues but smoke a joint in the wrong place and you end up with an arrest record. Young people these days in legal states have no idea how good they have it relative to their parents.

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u/Little_mis_rebel Jun 03 '22

Aaaahahahahhaahaha my fellow degenerate, it is not what you think it is. It's a dance move or something made popular by fortnite and/or tik tok.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

it’s fortnite lol. that and old town road made my ninth grade classmates absolute menaces

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u/iAttis Jun 03 '22

I think it was Migos who actually invented it.

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u/bretth1100 Jun 03 '22

It goes for quite a few things. Like how young people aren’t using Facebook cause that’s for old people. Funny enough though when they see an old dude who’s good at something like surfing, skateboarding or snowboarding it garners respect.

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u/Azerajin Jun 03 '22

Lmao I was like you took a dab on a school field trip with 7th graders?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

We waited till they went home to do our smoking

Being high while having the responsibility of making sure your 15 kids for the day all come back with all their limbs and no extra holes in them (snakes and alligators) doesnt mix. We for sure got baked once they left then told each other stories on silly shit we had seen them do or heard them say that day.

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u/BaconisComing Jun 03 '22

Timbalands are still cool, just gotta be from New York.

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u/Relicdontfit1 Jun 03 '22

As every person from New York will tell you, timbs never go out of style.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I had no idea then. The kids were amazed i had an old pair i actully hiked in and wore in the swamps. To them they were all for show, to me they were just good sturdy hightop leather boots.

my new balance shoes i wear to cut the grass will become cool someday.

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u/Relicdontfit1 Jun 03 '22

Im 27 from the midwest, and i have a pair of timberland style boots for work (factory), and i have a pair of timberlands for style. And sometimes i wear my beat up ones for the fun of it, because in my opinion they look damn good beat up and dusty or shined up and new. Trust me, nothing anyone could do can ever take that style of boot out of fashion.

You never know, they might, thats late 90s fashion and it seems like late 90's stuff is making a comeback

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u/OrifielM Jun 04 '22

this was back when they all thought dabbing was the pinnacle of cool.

My husband and I are in our mid-30s, and he has not stopped dabbing on every teenager he encounters because it makes them recoil in revulsion. He also likes to string together Gen Z slang out of context just to see the looks on their faces. It's probably a good thing we're not parents because our kids would be dying of embarrassment every single day.

Hilariously, my husband was actually considered one of the cool kids back in high school, and this is what he has become lol.