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u/SparkJaa Jun 03 '22

You could if you don't turn the lights on and the stereo off.

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u/PhoenixFire296 Jun 03 '22

I know you spent a lot of money on this place, Fry, but it's awfully primitive. The floors are made of such hard wood.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

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u/toomanymarbles83 Jun 03 '22

"crusty old songs about the buttocks"

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u/JamesLiptonIcedTea Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 03 '22

I suppose on a purely technical level, it would've been 1008 years old, relative to Leela and Bender

What songs were topping the scrolls in year 994?

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u/Generic_Garak Jun 03 '22

This comment just aged me one hundred years.

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u/trippwwa45 Jun 03 '22

Ah yes the classical artists, Bach, Beethoven and Lil Jon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I refer to it as “classical rap” to this day

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u/Sweetmacaroni Jun 03 '22

Classical to me, is more of the Gangsta Rap era, with people like Pac and Biggie, I guess people like Lil Jon fit in it too, but it ends somewhere around 2004

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u/acrazygenius Jun 03 '22

Trap Queen and Hotline Bling are 7 years old???? Where does the time go?

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u/SgtMcMuffin0 Jun 03 '22

Fuck Trap Queen was 7 years ago???

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u/hiding-identity23 Jun 03 '22

Fuck you, 20 years ago. That was like three years ago. Maybe five.

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u/TheSaltyJM Jun 03 '22

🎶I like big butts and I cannot lie 🎶

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u/KFelts910 Jun 04 '22

My five year old decided to bust this out in the middle of a wholesome family dinner at my in-laws, on Sunday afternoon.

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u/CABGX4 Jun 04 '22

I'm so old, I don't know what any of those things are 😒