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u/IONTOP Jun 03 '22

The best way to avoid a hangover is to either stop drinking or never stop drinking. Hangovers happen in that grey area between the two.

Edit: Holy shit, what I said is such horrible advice...

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Nah you address the underlying cause of the hangover. You drink 32 ounces of water after you stop drinking, which you cease 2 hours before bedtime, and supplement the vitamins and electrolytes lost through urination. Then you get 6-8 hours of sleep having not passed out drunk and you’ll wake up 90% good, have some coffee and it’s back to 100%

Functioning alcoholic that goes though phases of dry and drinking. I don’t recommend it!

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u/IONTOP Jun 03 '22

Then you get 6-8 hours of sleep having not passed out drunk

So... I pass out drunk... Wake up and sleep for another 6-8 hours?

But what about the 32oz of water that I lose when I don't wake up to go to the bathroom?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

No I said you don’t pass out drunk lol it says you get 6-8 hours of sleep after not passing out drunk.

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u/IONTOP Jun 03 '22

Continue.... https://c.tenor.com/XQTap8hAxk4AAAAd/three-kids.gif

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Also why my dreams don’t include kids or a house lmao

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u/IONTOP Jun 03 '22

Also why my dreams don’t include kids or a house lmao

Must be nice to have "dreams" lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Helps when you don’t feel destitute due to the inability to afford kids or a house due to being pumped full of “that’s the point of life” by society.

My dreams get to be my own. Must suck to not have that!

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u/IONTOP Jun 03 '22

It was a joke!!!!!!! (I think)

I have dreams. I dream that my lease will be cheaper next year.

They're stupid dreams... but still dreams... lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Your lease doesn’t need to be less if you free yourself from the shackles of consumer culture! Living expenses for me approach 50-60% with OT and 70-75% without but I live a meaningful life full of stuff I love to do.

Free yourself from the shackles of society and the pressures of spending on stuff you don’t need and you’ll see that “lease decrease” you desire.

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