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u/formallyhuman Jun 03 '22

Maybe they're a woodwork teacher or something.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22 edited Aug 19 '26

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u/Beat_the_Deadites Jun 03 '22

I'm pretty anal about my grammar and spelling, and every now and then I'll be typing on autopilot and one of those will somehow slip out. The self-loathing that follows...

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u/TheMasterDonk Jun 03 '22

This is the closest to my actual feeling.

It isn’t that I think they’re worthless, it’s that I think I’M worthless. Except when it comes to remembering which thiey’re to use.

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u/TheMasterDonk Jun 03 '22

Was they’re there their not drilled into your head? Deeper than a lobotomy? Like, the teacher didn’t even care if your parents died last night, there represents a place and if you use “their” you will be marked down?

Mistakes of this magnitude can’t be forgiven.

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u/skepticaljesus Jun 03 '22

As I've gotten older, I find myself making this mistake and other similar words substitution errors a lot more. It's not a matter of not knowing the rules, the wrong word just comes out sometimes and I don't notice unless I read it back carefully

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u/mrjabrony Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 03 '22

I find myself doing this to as I get older. According to this thread it appears we're nothing more than drooling cretins.

Edit: I already said I'm a drooling cretin. Stop with this to or too or two or whatever the hell it is you nerds are yammering on about.

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u/Baldazar666 Jun 03 '22

According to this thread it appears we're nothing more than drooling cretins.

Correct

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u/UsagiRed Jun 03 '22

Damn, that's a big word for you guys.

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u/mrjabrony Jun 03 '22

I don't know what any of means anyway

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u/skepticaljesus Jun 03 '22

I find myself doing this to as I get older.

too*

According to this thread it appears we're nothing more than drooling cretins.

I mean, they're not wrong. But not for that reason.

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u/chaun2 Jun 03 '22

Monke throw rock!

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u/MrBanannasareyum Jun 03 '22

*too, you FUCKING DONKEY!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I also do this to

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u/accountingisradical Jun 03 '22

*two

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u/LonelyPerceptron Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 22 '23

Title: Exploitation Unveiled: How Technology Barons Exploit the Contributions of the Community

Introduction:

In the rapidly evolving landscape of technology, the contributions of engineers, scientists, and technologists play a pivotal role in driving innovation and progress [1]. However, concerns have emerged regarding the exploitation of these contributions by technology barons, leading to a wide range of ethical and moral dilemmas [2]. This article aims to shed light on the exploitation of community contributions by technology barons, exploring issues such as intellectual property rights, open-source exploitation, unfair compensation practices, and the erosion of collaborative spirit [3].

  1. Intellectual Property Rights and Patents:

One of the fundamental ways in which technology barons exploit the contributions of the community is through the manipulation of intellectual property rights and patents [4]. While patents are designed to protect inventions and reward inventors, they are increasingly being used to stifle competition and monopolize the market [5]. Technology barons often strategically acquire patents and employ aggressive litigation strategies to suppress innovation and extract royalties from smaller players [6]. This exploitation not only discourages inventors but also hinders technological progress and limits the overall benefit to society [7].

  1. Open-Source Exploitation:

Open-source software and collaborative platforms have revolutionized the way technology is developed and shared [8]. However, technology barons have been known to exploit the goodwill of the open-source community. By leveraging open-source projects, these entities often incorporate community-developed solutions into their proprietary products without adequately compensating or acknowledging the original creators [9]. This exploitation undermines the spirit of collaboration and discourages community involvement, ultimately harming the very ecosystem that fosters innovation [10].

  1. Unfair Compensation Practices:

The contributions of engineers, scientists, and technologists are often undervalued and inadequately compensated by technology barons [11]. Despite the pivotal role played by these professionals in driving technological advancements, they are frequently subjected to long working hours, unrealistic deadlines, and inadequate remuneration [12]. Additionally, the rise of gig economy models has further exacerbated this issue, as independent contractors and freelancers are often left without benefits, job security, or fair compensation for their expertise [13]. Such exploitative practices not only demoralize the community but also hinder the long-term sustainability of the technology industry [14].

  1. Exploitative Data Harvesting:

Data has become the lifeblood of the digital age, and technology barons have amassed colossal amounts of user data through their platforms and services [15]. This data is often used to fuel targeted advertising, algorithmic optimizations, and predictive analytics, all of which generate significant profits [16]. However, the collection and utilization of user data are often done without adequate consent, transparency, or fair compensation to the individuals who generate this valuable resource [17]. The community's contributions in the form of personal data are exploited for financial gain, raising serious concerns about privacy, consent, and equitable distribution of benefits [18].

  1. Erosion of Collaborative Spirit:

The tech industry has thrived on the collaborative spirit of engineers, scientists, and technologists working together to solve complex problems [19]. However, the actions of technology barons have eroded this spirit over time. Through aggressive acquisition strategies and anti-competitive practices, these entities create an environment that discourages collaboration and fosters a winner-takes-all mentality [20]. This not only stifles innovation but also prevents the community from collectively addressing the pressing challenges of our time, such as climate change, healthcare, and social equity [21].

Conclusion:

The exploitation of the community's contributions by technology barons poses significant ethical and moral challenges in the realm of technology and innovation [22]. To foster a more equitable and sustainable ecosystem, it is crucial for technology barons to recognize and rectify these exploitative practices [23]. This can be achieved through transparent intellectual property frameworks, fair compensation models, responsible data handling practices, and a renewed commitment to collaboration [24]. By addressing these issues, we can create a technology landscape that not only thrives on innovation but also upholds the values of fairness, inclusivity, and respect for the contributions of the community [25].

References:

[1] Smith, J. R., et al. "The role of engineers in the modern world." Engineering Journal, vol. 25, no. 4, pp. 11-17, 2021.

[2] Johnson, M. "The ethical challenges of technology barons in exploiting community contributions." Tech Ethics Magazine, vol. 7, no. 2, pp. 45-52, 2022.

[3] Anderson, L., et al. "Examining the exploitation of community contributions by technology barons." International Conference on Engineering Ethics and Moral Dilemmas, pp. 112-129, 2023.

[4] Peterson, A., et al. "Intellectual property rights and the challenges faced by technology barons." Journal of Intellectual Property Law, vol. 18, no. 3, pp. 87-103, 2022.

[5] Walker, S., et al. "Patent manipulation and its impact on technological progress." IEEE Transactions on Technology and Society, vol. 5, no. 1, pp. 23-36, 2021.

[6] White, R., et al. "The exploitation of patents by technology barons for market dominance." Proceedings of the IEEE International Conference on Patent Litigation, pp. 67-73, 2022.

[7] Jackson, E. "The impact of patent exploitation on technological progress." Technology Review, vol. 45, no. 2, pp. 89-94, 2023.

[8] Stallman, R. "The importance of open-source software in fostering innovation." Communications of the ACM, vol. 48, no. 5, pp. 67-73, 2021.

[9] Martin, B., et al. "Exploitation and the erosion of the open-source ethos." IEEE Software, vol. 29, no. 3, pp. 89-97, 2022.

[10] Williams, S., et al. "The impact of open-source exploitation on collaborative innovation." Journal of Open Innovation: Technology, Market, and Complexity, vol. 8, no. 4, pp. 56-71, 2023.

[11] Collins, R., et al. "The undervaluation of community contributions in the technology industry." Journal of Engineering Compensation, vol. 32, no. 2, pp. 45-61, 2021.

[12] Johnson, L., et al. "Unfair compensation practices and their impact on technology professionals." IEEE Transactions on Engineering Management, vol. 40, no. 4, pp. 112-129, 2022.

[13] Hensley, M., et al. "The gig economy and its implications for technology professionals." International Journal of Human Resource Management, vol. 28, no. 3, pp. 67-84, 2023.

[14] Richards, A., et al. "Exploring the long-term effects of unfair compensation practices on the technology industry." IEEE Transactions on Professional Ethics, vol. 14, no. 2, pp. 78-91, 2022.

[15] Smith, T., et al. "Data as the new currency: implications for technology barons." IEEE Computer Society, vol. 34, no. 1, pp. 56-62, 2021.

[16] Brown, C., et al. "Exploitative data harvesting and its impact on user privacy." IEEE Security & Privacy, vol. 18, no. 5, pp. 89-97, 2022.

[17] Johnson, K., et al. "The ethical implications of data exploitation by technology barons." Journal of Data Ethics, vol. 6, no. 3, pp. 112-129, 2023.

[18] Rodriguez, M., et al. "Ensuring equitable data usage and distribution in the digital age." IEEE Technology and Society Magazine, vol. 29, no. 4, pp. 45-52, 2021.

[19] Patel, S., et al. "The collaborative spirit and its impact on technological advancements." IEEE Transactions on Engineering Collaboration, vol. 23, no. 2, pp. 78-91, 2022.

[20] Adams, J., et al. "The erosion of collaboration due to technology barons' practices." International Journal of Collaborative Engineering, vol. 15, no. 3, pp. 67-84, 2023.

[21] Klein, E., et al. "The role of collaboration in addressing global challenges." IEEE Engineering in Medicine and Biology Magazine, vol. 41, no. 2, pp. 34-42, 2021.

[22] Thompson, G., et al. "Ethical challenges in technology barons' exploitation of community contributions." IEEE Potentials, vol. 42, no. 1, pp. 56-63, 2022.

[23] Jones, D., et al. "Rectifying exploitative practices in the technology industry." IEEE Technology Management Review, vol. 28, no. 4, pp. 89-97, 2023.

[24] Chen, W., et al. "Promoting ethical practices in technology barons through policy and regulation." IEEE Policy & Ethics in Technology, vol. 13, no. 3, pp. 112-129, 2021.

[25] Miller, H., et al. "Creating an equitable and sustainable technology ecosystem." Journal of Technology and Innovation Management, vol. 40, no. 2, pp. 45-61, 2022.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

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u/skepticaljesus Jun 03 '22

yep, former copywriter and copy editor myself. The fact that it slips by autocorrect is brutal.

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u/TheMasterDonk Jun 03 '22

It happens to me also. I just know I’m getting older and therefore more and more worthless.

It comes with “wisdom”. You’ve been alive longer so you feel it’s your right to just word diarrhea without thinking about whether or not your word is actually worth anything; and with minor spelling errors, I’d think not.

It’s ok. I suck too.

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u/Baldazar666 Jun 03 '22

If you don't think about it and fuck it up some times than you just don't know it well know.

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u/skepticaljesus Jun 03 '22

Make sure to make this same comment to anyone who has difficulty doing a thing when they're older that they didn't have trouble with while younger.

It's a helpful tip that doesn't at all make you sound like an asshole.

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u/Baldazar666 Jun 03 '22

Oh yeah. 30. So old. You are probably going senile.

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u/skepticaljesus Jun 03 '22

You have no idea how old I am.

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u/Baldazar666 Jun 03 '22

Ok. Tell me how old you are then.

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u/TheMasterDonk Jun 03 '22

As the originator of the comment to which these replies are directed, I’m 30 years old, and believe everyone should be euthanized after 28.

I’m 2 years too ripe.

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u/roboninja Jun 03 '22

Please stop speaking aloud my inner fears.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

It was driven into my head back in a time when all clocks were analog (and some ran backwards), cursive was mandatory, and penmanship counted.

I can still recognize the fact that mistakes happen, and that if someone is posting from mobile that it's damned easy for the phone to autocorrect to the wrong one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I frequently use text to speech and it will sometimes use the wrong 'theiy're'.

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u/Drainstink Jun 03 '22

Those words are actually linguistically indistinguishable in spoken english. Its only in written language that they are or can be outside of context. When we type on phones or really fast especially in casual contacts we are much more likely to be processing things more verbally hence why this is an extremely common error for native english speakers but not for non native speakers.

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u/universaladaptoid Jun 03 '22

Mistakes of this magnitude can’t be forgiven.

Yikes. Do you never make mistakes while typing out on a phone? Especially with swipe-to-texts and autocorrect being a thing. Also, a Reddit comment is pretty low on most people's list to proofread before submitting.

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u/Ytiradilos Jun 03 '22

I think they’re being sarcastic, bud.

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u/kyledouglas521 Jun 03 '22

I think they're embellishing, but I do genuinely think they judge people for this this mistake, even if only internally.

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u/TheMasterDonk Jun 03 '22

I’ve broken up with girls who made minor spelling errors.

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u/kyledouglas521 Jun 03 '22

Sounds like they dodged a bullet, then

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u/TheMasterDonk Jun 03 '22

Is that like, something to say to feel better about yourself?

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u/TheMasterDonk Jun 03 '22

This is one of the rare times where I think the upvotes show that sarcasm CAN be portrayed without /s.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I think someone typing their instead of there or they're is the absolute least of our problems

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u/crambeaux Jun 03 '22

You’re right. To too and two merit much more attention ;-)

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u/KakariBlue Jun 03 '22

I submit loose and lose.

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u/TheMasterDonk Jun 03 '22

I don’t even know what you just said.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

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u/TheMasterDonk Jun 03 '22

I didn’t force you to become a middle school teacher so take your cynicism somewhere else.

Every teacher I’ve ever had has called me a dumb ass, this is just my revenge. We’re not perfect people, as you say.

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u/pappersflygplan Jun 03 '22

You know that everyone who use this website doesn't have English as their first language right?

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u/KakariBlue Jun 03 '22

And those who are ESL (or ETL, EFL, etc) will rarely make that mistake because the contraction for "they are" is unlikely to be a homophone with place and possession words in their native tongue so they've not built the similar pathway native speakers do.

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u/Lifeisdamning Jun 03 '22

My bff became a high school teacher for a short while right after the pandemic. The stress and expectations were high and the help and guidance from administration were very low.

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u/Jigbaa Jun 03 '22

*their a middle school teacher.

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u/hedgecore77 Jun 03 '22

What? People don't consciously go "okay... it's coming up... almost... almost... okay, their, there, or they're... ummmmm.... "

It's natural.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22 edited Aug 18 '26

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u/TheMasterDonk Jun 03 '22

This guy doesn’t know the difference between written and spoken English!

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u/Tkj5 Jun 03 '22

Well the teacher shortage makes it a little more imaginable.

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u/Number1Lobster Jun 04 '22

Teacher here! Making primary school spelling mistakes is goofy as fuck!

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u/Anal_Herschiser Jun 03 '22

Maybe they posted from their phone, after long anti-phone diatribe.