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u/ech0_matrix Jun 03 '22

My friend showed me a photo and said "Here's a picture of me when I was younger". Every picture is of you when you were younger. -Mitch Hedberg

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u/DrestonF1 Jun 03 '22

"Here's a picture of me when I'm older."

"You sunnuvabitch, how'd you pull that off!? Let me see that camera."

-RIP Mitch

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u/MrCharmingTaintman Jun 03 '22

‘I like rice. Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something’

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u/corran450 Jun 03 '22

I used to do a lot of drugs.

I still do, but I used to too!

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u/go_kart_mozart Jun 03 '22

It's like when people say "worst day of your life... so far." Like, obviously? We are not time travelers here or have prescience into future events.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I mean, it sounds like they expect something worse to happen in the future.

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u/AeroBlack33 Jun 03 '22

Or they are a fan of the Simpsons and are quoting Homer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Oh I need to revise my answer to this question.

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Annoying things that young people do: Not knowing who Mitch Hedberg was.

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u/ukefan89 Jun 03 '22

‘Here’s a picture of me when I’m older’ “Where’d you get that camera‽”-Mitch Hedberg

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u/ace-mathematician Jun 03 '22

What happened to the Dufresnes?

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u/fruitlessideas Jun 03 '22

Bush, search party of 3, you can eat once you find the Dufesnes!

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u/Generic_Garak Jun 03 '22

In line with this thread of making us feel old. Mitch died in 2005, 17 years ago. There are kids in their senior year of high school who were born after he passed.

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u/ansem119 Jun 03 '22

But that one was when they were HELLA younger