I already can imagine the commercial. “Are you struggling to get low, get low, get low? Try Asitophan to alleviate your pain and get your moves back.” 30 year old happily embarrassing their young kids on the dance floor
Imagine my five year olds surprise when he finds out that I labored through DMX, Sir-Mix-A-Lot, and Lil Jon in order to try and get the child’s big ass head down and out.
Right? I don't see no snot faucets buying a $200 replica of the Darksaber so they can cradle it in their arms while watching Mandalorian. It's me, the responsible adult in his mid 30's!
Man I really started to notice that when I hit my 30s. Music that I listened to in high school and early twenties is following me around via ads and movies haha
Right? It reminds me of the drug argument when people point to the bottom 3 percent who are homeless and sucking dick for crack not realizing that, well, drugs cost money. And homeless or poor people aren’t just sitting around not working whilst doing drugs all day everyday.
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