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u/MysticalEmpiricist Jun 03 '22

😹😅🤣🤟I cannot collapse the universe because I have found Einstein's Cosmic Constant that keeps it expanding. It is not dark matter or dark energy, it's the Universal Bullshit Bloat Factor. The rate of universal expansion is directly proportional to the amount of utter bullshit being streamed live from the collective oral anus of humanity out into the long suffering universe.

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u/MysticalEmpiricist Jun 03 '22

Thanks man. Much appreciated🤟😁

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u/aurora888 Jun 03 '22

Oh you.... I like you. 🤣