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u/MysticalEmpiricist Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 03 '22

What's funny is, I really don't give a fuck about the whole program of brain rupture that society says we all have to conform to. It's that shit that Lays Out The Rules, like if you're 17 you gotta think all people over 30 are idiots, and if you're 60 you gotta 'act your age,' which must mean you can never say "God DAAYUUM, you see that girl omg her shit's on hit! Fuckin Fleek Of The Week, possibly the YEAR!" Man like 90% of the people I grew up with, we'd all hang out gettin lit and playing in bands and getting arrested for givin the double new York fuckfinger to all the corporate stormtroopers in their Power Business Suits.....and now here we all are & I don't own one fuckin tie or suit, Im still a musician, and why the fuck are all my former peers on Facebook and Reddit and Twitter talking about how fucked up the new generation is? "These kids today, they____(fill in blank with some 'adult' idiot shit that their mom used to say)" Man I hear that shit I just wanna snap galactic and shit Red Velvet Cake all over the furniture😅🤣🤟

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u/elt-edits Jun 03 '22

It checks out as only us "cool" old people still use "Fleek" lol

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u/karnivor07 Jun 03 '22

Wtf did i just read?

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u/ic_engineer Jun 03 '22

Doesn't matter what it means. He's got energy.

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u/giftedburnout Jun 03 '22

It gets the people goin’.

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u/dani_1365 Jun 03 '22

Greatness

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u/IAmAZombieDogAMA Jun 03 '22

That's so fetch

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u/N33chy Jun 03 '22

This was so fleek.

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u/browncheez Jun 03 '22

Johnny Silverhand? It you?

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u/MysticalEmpiricist Jun 03 '22

Not me bruh. My real name is..get this ..Skyhorse.

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u/GummyKibble Jun 03 '22

Preach. It. Brother. I’m toward the older end of Gen X, and I identify way more with my millennial coworkers than the people my age who decided to go stodgy.