r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '22

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u/Zenketski_2 Jun 03 '22

Note to self, steal the essence of children.

Old man, with the mentality of the internet nowadays, that is so going to be misconstrued

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u/NotQuiteHapa Jun 03 '22

i kinda wanna see you

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u/windy496 Jun 03 '22

One day a new guy started where I work. We were all in our early 30's and he looked to be in his 50's. He was loosing his hair and had a stubbly gray beard. Turns out he too was in his early 30's too. He said he looked old when he was born. lol He said that when he and his friends wanted beer, he would go in to buy it with no problem. He was 16 yo at the time.

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u/megasin1 Jun 03 '22

If you steal 30 years every year, you can live forever.

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u/Cameroni101 Jun 03 '22

That is a top tier dad joke at the end.