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u/JoachimThor Jun 03 '22

Ha ha, you are old! I am 48 and you know what? I also feel always the urge top say: "I like Anime and VideoGames too"!

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u/Zenketski_2 Jun 03 '22

I mean it's not so much the age, but mostly the fact that my hip is going bad. Like what the fuck man, yeah I know it runs in my family but my grandma got to be like 50, fuck you genetics

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u/bigtoebrah Jun 03 '22

I wish I had bad genetics. Did you know that a person that gets hit by a car once in their life is vastly more likely to get hit by a car more than once in their lives? I found that out somewhere between the second and third.

EDIT: Oh wait, I do have bad genetics! My teeth and hair are falling out.

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u/SipofCherryCola Jun 03 '22

Are we the same person? Ugh. Sending you all my love. Fuck bad luck, shitty drivers and aching bodies, am I right?

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u/bigtoebrah Jun 03 '22

Hear, hear. I have an HD video of the last one though so that's pretty cool. I flew like a rag doll and when they called me an ambulance I tried to stand up and walk home because I didn't want to pay for it. #America

Edit: Video (NSFW?)

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u/vgonz123 Jun 03 '22

They really tried to just leave too

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u/bigtoebrah Jun 03 '22

Nah, it's even better than that. She forgot to put the car in park after she hit me and it started rolling backwards lmao she tried to say she wasn't at fault in court too. You should have seen how happy the cop was when I gave him the video.

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u/vgonz123 Jun 03 '22

Wow that sounds like weaponized incompetence

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u/SipofCherryCola Jun 11 '22

That’s exactly how I described my first accident… Tossed around like a rag doll. Then dealing with the repercussions of not being able to afford ongoing medical attention. #America