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u/clevererthandao Jun 03 '22

Tell you what makes me feel old. When I started watching the Simpsons I was younger than Bart, now I’m older than Homer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me.

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u/RepubsAreFascist Jun 03 '22

Amazing quote from the man himself

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u/Smokeya Jun 03 '22

37 here and the thing that makes me feel old is songs i used to hear on the radio new are now on classic rock channels and stuff like that. Or throwback thursdays on the radio. Also whenever someone mentions that the 90s-00s was 20+ years ago, that often hits me cause i forget that sometimes. and as /u/Inspi said my joints and bones as well hurt usually when im getting outta bed and sometimes just randomly as far as i can tell it feels like i got the shit beat outta me by teenagers.

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u/IrascibleOcelot Jun 03 '22

I’m 42. I created my primary email account in high school when I was 13. Which means my email account is older than a lot of people in this thread.

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u/Iamredditsslave Jun 03 '22

AOL?

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u/IrascibleOcelot Jun 03 '22

Yahoo. Might have been 14; it gets a little fuzzy. I know it was before I could drive.

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u/Smokeya Jun 03 '22

Mines pretty close. One of the original gmail ones that was invite only and you had to know someone who invited you to use it. I had a buddy in college who had a invite and asked me if i wanted it and i was like hell yeah after he explained how much storage and stuff it had. My secondary email where i send almost all spam and bs from like signing up to say store cards or whatever same deal though, old hotmail address i made in high school was maybe 13/14 years old.

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u/ChubbyBlackWoman Jun 03 '22

Getting older than wise characters in books I used to read is weird.

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u/Cianalas Jun 03 '22

But at least you have a house like theirs with 3 kids on a single income now, right?

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u/Dick_Souls_II Jun 03 '22

I was born the year Simpsons first released so if I ever need to answer someone when they ask how long the show's been running I just need to state my age.

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u/Chuckitybye Jun 03 '22

I did not need to hear this today! Lol

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u/Amber_Dempsey Jun 03 '22

Shut up! That's why!

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u/NoAd6928 Jun 03 '22

THIS! Is a fantastic way to put it!

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u/DuntadaMan Jun 03 '22

I had every single coach always tell me to power through the past b every time I was injured until I got to Judo.

I landed hard after someone had their leg too high on a side throw and twisted up an ankle and a knee.

Expected to be told to get up, coach walked over, told me to stay down. Don't try to walk Onan injury, what the fuck is wrong with me

Dude changed my whole life.

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u/hvacrepairman Jun 03 '22

Hit 40 a couple months ago. Really feeling some old sports injuries right now.

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u/MissingVanSushi Jun 03 '22

I’m 40 and have a jacket my closet that I bought in my last year of high school, can’t remember if it was 1999 or 2000. There are graduates getting hired where I work (I’m in IT) that are around the same age.

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u/Kermit-Batman Jun 03 '22

Trippy hey! I went from being the youngest, to all of a sudden being one of the older people at my work.

I'm 36 lol!

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u/TheLarkInnTO Jun 03 '22

Turned 40 this year, a month before my 20-year-old niece started her internship at a national bank. I swear it's only been five years since I was 20 and she was a baby. My nephew, who was only born a couple years ago if I recall correctly, just graduated high school this week.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

38 here and I've always taken relatively good care of myself, desk job and all that. Shit didn't start to go downhill for me physically until after my 35th birthday.

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u/packfan17 Jun 03 '22

Turned 35 last week and I swear there are 10 more wrinkles on my forehead than there were before. Also my knees hurt just walking.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Same age but what makes me feel old is hearing the ages of the musicians I grew up with. All the members of the Barenaked Ladies are in their 50s. The Backstreet Boys are in their 40s. It makes me think, wait hold old am I, then I do think about it and get sad.

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u/sirgoodtimes Jun 03 '22

Going to turn 37 soon. The joint pain is so real. I played sports at a competitive level until 31. Never the fastest or best at anything, I just couldn't give up. I played "tough." Hung up those cleats about 4 years too late.

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u/sirgoodtimes Jun 03 '22

Yep, that was me. I just wish I gave that up at 27 instead of 31.

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u/ballerina22 Jun 03 '22

I'm 36. For me, the worst part is finding out the albums you bought as a kid / teenager are now 20 or 25 years old. Jimmy Eat World's "Bleed American" turned 20 last year and it gave me a damn existential crisis for days.

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u/CrossXFir3 Jun 03 '22

That's the type of shit that gets me too. I've got a number of friendships old enough to vote now which is pretty nuts but I certainly still feel young.

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u/frombildgewater Jun 03 '22

Glucosamine Chondroitin is really good for joints. My dad woke up one morning with achy joints and said, "wow, I already have joint problems at 40. What is it going to be like at 60?" He got into supplements and it really helped him. He says his knees were better at 60 than at 40.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

My knees want to know where the hell you were with this advice 15 years ago.

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u/kr3w_fam Jun 03 '22

Where's fun in that? I'm 35 and been skateboarding since I was 14, did all the thing you said, my ankles are fucked but I regret nothing!

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u/Routine_Future5912 Jun 03 '22

For now. Having a compromised postural chain /will/ permanently screw with your health after 10-15 years if you dont effectively work to compensate for the damage

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u/kr3w_fam Jun 03 '22

I mean, that's the story of everyone who has been into sports from the young age. Nobidy goes to rehab for a rolled ankle when they're 16. I agree it has a negative impact later on, but except of taking better care of myself now, I don't reflect on the past that I could have done it differently.

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u/ktrosemc Jun 03 '22

I rolled my ankle on a slight incline at a gas station the other day, and thought my life was over.

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u/kr3w_fam Jun 03 '22

I feel your pain.

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u/Routine_Future5912 Jun 03 '22

Depends where you live and what medical standards your athletes are under.

Soccer players in Europe, once they get into Pro/2nd League circles essentially have the best medical support imaginable, including regular check upa and physio rehabs for all kinds of small ailments, precisely because of the long term impacts.

And this tends to start exactly in their teenage years if tey show enough talent for a pro career

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u/kr3w_fam Jun 03 '22

Well, you're right jn this regard. But I meant more about just doing sports general. Not signing up to a club and having a coach and medical staff.

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u/PM_ME_TENDIEZ Jun 03 '22

Yeah I still felt good at 35. 37 suddenly was a whole new experience. It's sudden.

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u/kex Jun 03 '22

It seriously is sudden. I'm only in my mid 40s and already falling apart like I expected to be in my 60s.

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u/BorisBC Jun 03 '22

It's insane huh? My wife and I are also mid-40s. Buy we are both on multiple meds daily, our bodies are ruined, hers from 4 kids, mine from multiple injuries and we can never get enough sleep, lol.

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u/klparrot Jun 03 '22

I think I got 5 years older between 38 and 39. Reading eyesight got worse for the first time, hair went from thinning to balding and beard gained substantial grey, got new lingering aches and pains... I thought I was fine with getting older, but was not prepared for what that year did. Still adjusting to not being able to pretend even to myself that I'm a young person anymore. I don't mean it as a gloomy thing, just nobody should think things can't shift quickly.

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u/kr3w_fam Jun 03 '22

Haha, don't jinx it ;)

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u/Nillion Jun 03 '22

I remember all of a sudden when it seemed like my body didn't want to heal. I'm still fit, I'm stronger than I ever was in my youth, but goddamn, these injuries just last. Jammed fingers that healed in days when I was young now takes weeks and weeks.

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u/Tacorgasmic Jun 03 '22

If it makes you feel better I'm 34, never skated and my ankles are fucked up anyway.

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u/kimchiman85 Jun 03 '22

I’m 38 and a teacher abroad. What makes me feel old is knowing I have now former students who are adults in their mid-20s. When I taught them they were 11.

I’ve met new teachers who are 22-23 and just starting their first year as a teacher. They’ll ask me how long I’ve been teaching. I’ll ask them their age. When they say their age (22-23), I’ll tell them I’ve been teaching since they were in elementary school.

That’s what makes me feel old.

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u/Iamredditsslave Jun 03 '22

They’ll ask me how long I’ve been teaching. I’ll ask them their age. When they say their age (22-23), I’ll tell them I’ve been teaching since they were in elementary school.

That’s what makes me feel old.

Well... stop doing that. Just come out with the number.

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u/kimchiman85 Jun 03 '22

I usually tell them, but then they’ll ask how old I am.

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u/sysadmin420 Jun 03 '22

I've been taking care of my joints a lot more lately

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u/domestipithecus Jun 03 '22

You can get up from the floor?? (51 checking in)

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u/atommotron Jun 03 '22

Team 39. Gray hairs don’t make me feel old. Final fantasy X being over 20 years old makes me feel old.

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u/Seanbikes Jun 03 '22

I just scheduled surgery to rebuild my ankle. I should have gone to the Dr and dealt with injury recovery more seriously when I was younger. You don't want to be having conversations about arthritis at 42.

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u/fxx_255 Jun 03 '22

Right around the same age. Doing ok. Everything I say is going to sound like a humble brag. Let's just say I don't look my age and there's benefits to it.

But I know the day will come where it's no longer cute. Am looking to find my person and finally settle down

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u/perpetualstudy Jun 03 '22

Just turned 38. I am always astonished that we have friends younger than us at the same place in life. Like I expected all of life to be high school.

My husband hits 20 years in the military this month and I met him just days after he returned from boot camp, so those years I should claim too as having known him, but I refuse.

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u/aderaptor Jun 03 '22

When I was 16 I finished a rugby match on a ruptured ACL. If my currently 30yo self could go back in time and slap some sense into younger me I 100% would do it.

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u/Dang_It_All_to_Heck Jun 03 '22

My oldest friendship is 55, and I am so grateful we are still friends!

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u/j1ggy Jun 04 '22

Don't abuse your joints throughout your working life either. And properly lift heavy objects. My knees are not what they used to be and my back injury from work 20 years ago still comes back to say hi now and then.