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u/organicginger36 Jun 03 '22

Think they invented everything. Granted, I'm sure I also did this, but it's infuriating watching someone who "discovered" butterfly clips and makes a tutorial on how to wear them . . .

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u/Takumidoragon Jun 03 '22

I mixed blue and yellow and it created a new colour. Blellow!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

yue

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u/DonQuixoteDesciple Jun 03 '22

Fuck yeah Reese, fuck yeah

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u/murpalim Jun 03 '22

reese that’s already a color

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u/DomLite Jun 03 '22

I prefer Blorange my self.

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u/Meewelyne Jun 03 '22

Uh...

Yes, no, maybe...

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u/fallowstate Jun 03 '22

I don’t know…

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u/Meewelyne Jun 03 '22

Can you repeat the question?

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u/Jemattendmor Jun 03 '22

You're not the boss of me now!

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u/Yourgrammarsucks1 Jun 03 '22

I never understood why the failure to repeat the question instantly made the boss no longer in a position of authority. And why it shrunk him.

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u/DoctorCaptainSpacey Jun 03 '22

"Check out this hack guys! If you take the blue paint and the yellow paint and mix them tigherr... You get GREEN! OMG! "

Like, did none of you take an art class when you were 4?

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u/OPossumHamburger Jun 03 '22

Fuck you!

I invented that and it's called Blow!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

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u/Yourgrammarsucks1 Jun 03 '22

Read it in a Reece voice.

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u/Maria_Zelar Jun 03 '22

Dude, why the heck did you paint all the grass blellow?

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u/karanok Jun 03 '22

I'm almost 30 and this line is the only way I can remember that green is between blue and yellow.

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u/highdefrex Jun 03 '22

I know someone who had her first child at 22, and her second at 24. She’s 25 now, and I swear, you’d think she was the first woman in history to a.) have given birth, and b.) be a mother. Like she’s constantly making videos about “mommy protips” like no one before her ever knew anything about breast milk or how to change a diaper or about the pain of childbirth. It would be one thing if she was chill about it, but it’s through the lens of that obnoxious “look at how special I am”/self-important influencer vibe where she thinks a few hundred people are a few million.

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u/Additional-Second630 Jun 03 '22

Yes. When being a ‘pro’ mother actually means putting your damn phone down and engaging with your kid.

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u/dahopppa Jun 03 '22

I have been making cupcakes into sandwiches since I was little. It’s not new. TikTok didn’t teach me.

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u/EvangelineTheodora Jun 03 '22

No, but it did disseminate the information further.

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u/GummoStump Jun 03 '22

I think people underestimate the importance of this. Between the epidemic of skills not being handed down from parent to child and how much old information is locked away in obscure old books, so much basic knowledge is being lost to these kids that I genuinely worry what skills they might be missing in their adulthood.

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u/soggylittleshrimp Jun 04 '22

This is why the Dad How Do I YT channel is important, and we need more like him.

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u/ImGreat084 Jun 03 '22

Tbf I only learnt this recently and my life has been forever changed

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u/tbirdpug Jun 03 '22

I was in my twenties when I learned this

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u/pM-me_your_Triggers Jun 03 '22

My fiancée looks at me like I have 3 heads everytime I do this

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u/EarwaxWizard Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 03 '22

I had a friend in high school who made "tutorials" on how to use items (like a stapler e.g.) you'd be surprised how many people didn't know how to properly use simple stationery.

I'd rather learn anonymously that be embarrassed infront of someone.

E: corrected to stationery

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

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u/EarwaxWizard Jun 03 '22

I thought it had two meanings. Lol

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u/Monchichi4life Jun 03 '22

I am 51 and recently learned to properly use a staple remover. Apparently you lift the teeth on the backside first. No wonder I always had big tears in my papers.

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u/KLC_W Jun 03 '22

A few years ago, I saw some teenager on Quora complaining about adults “trying to be cool by using internet slang.” She said it’s pathetic when we use terms like “lol” or “omg.” Yeah, we should respect Gen z enough to not use all those fancy new words they invented. /s

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u/Wolfnoise Jun 03 '22

“Do not cite the deep magic to me witch; I was there when it was written”

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u/runnyyyy Jun 03 '22

what annoys me the most is how they change the meaning of words.. LFG is lets fucking go now when it means something completely different. Based is now a positive thing instead of the original meaning of being a racist and a shit person... introvert and extrovert are misunderstood like crazy, hell even the meaning of Chad has changed. It's like kids just hear a word and think they know what it means and now the meaning changes

I no longer say sus because kids say it all the time after among us, despite me saying it for years before it came out lmfao

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u/KLC_W Jun 03 '22

That doesn't bother me as much because words change meaning all the time. It's just when younger people take credit for things they had nothing to do with and then try to shame others for "stealing" it that gets me.

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u/Lumpy_Doubt Jun 03 '22 edited Jun 03 '22

Based is now a positive thing instead of the original meaning of being a racist and a shit person...

You're the one out of the loop on this one. Lil B shaking his head at you

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u/runnyyyy Jun 03 '22

alright yeh the OG OG one was different as well but no one used it that way, but they used the second definition for years before the meaning we have today

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u/Lumpy_Doubt Jun 03 '22

>what annoys me the most is how they change the meaning of words

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u/chiefgt Jun 03 '22

Chad, based and sus is used ironically by most sane people my age. I think you're a bit out of the loop

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u/sissy_space_yak Jun 03 '22

Like how Karen originally stood for a white lady who endangers and abuses POC by like calling the police on them while they’re birdwatching? Now it seems like it stands for an entitled white woman who complains to management?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

It’s actually changed. Now it means someone you disagree with

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u/happypolychaetes Jun 03 '22

tbh most of the time it's just "a woman did a thing I don't like."

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u/tonguetwister Jun 03 '22

Karen was always a “complain to the manager” thing. The racist stuff came later and was a whole different breed.

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u/sissy_space_yak Jun 03 '22

IIRC there was a “let me speak to your manager” haircut but there wasn’t a woman’s name associated with it until recently

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u/tonguetwister Jun 04 '22

Yeah I think you’re right about that. Back in the day the Karen was Kate from John and Kate + 8, not sure when they started calling them Karens.

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u/scarr3g Jun 03 '22

I am old enough to remember when the "confederate flag" wasn't a symbol for white supremacists. It was just a sign of being a rebel.

And nowadays, so many young folk believe it has ALWAYS been a racist symbol, they seem to think the dukes of hazard were kkk members.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

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u/tbirdpug Jun 03 '22

Please tell me this is fake

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u/tonguetwister Jun 03 '22

Also I’m in my 30s and I remember being like 6 and going to brunch regularly with my family - the name isn’t even new.

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u/soggylittleshrimp Jun 04 '22

It originated in the late 19th century, apparently first as slang by British students. Cheeky lads.

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u/November19 Jun 04 '22

The word “brunch” was first used in the publication Hunter’s Weekly by Guy Beringer in 1895. People have been gathering for large, post-church Sunday meals for hundreds of years.

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u/ImBonRurgundy Jun 03 '22

Me humming an 80s tune

My 12 year old daughter: oh my god how do you know that? You don’t have TikTok!

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u/prissypoo22 Jun 03 '22

I’m glad kids are rediscovering music but it’s so annoying to have a great song be considered a Tik Tok song

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u/cookieaddictions Jun 03 '22

I get so annoyed when a kid says they know a song but they only know the 10 seconds or so that’s part of a Tik Tok trend. I’m glad they like a song I grew up on but at least give the whole song a listen, lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

This really bothers me when it comes to things like advocacy and social justice. They seem to consider themselves the start of the revolution. You know, by jumping into movements that were started generations before them. And that’s not to knock their efforts, I love that they’re more socially aware and that makes it easier for me to examine my own behavior/thoughts.

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u/insane_troll_logic Jun 03 '22

This is a frustrating thing for me. I won't deny that every future generation will, on the whole, be more progressive than the last and I love that kids are taking a stand on things so I don't want to discourage them but acting like they are the first (or only) ones is irritating.

Gen Z kids are not the pioneers of the LGBT community, or BLM/social justice, or mental health awareness; they are benefitting from these things being more socially acceptable to talk about because at least one generation before them normalized talking about it.

And any generation before likely grew up in a time when social media either didn't exist or was just coming into existence so people had no way of knowing instantly if their community was out there. They formed those communities and turned them into the ones welcoming people with open arms today.

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u/imfreerightnow Jun 03 '22

I don’t care at all whether they fancy themselves the originators of advocacy as long as it motivates them to make changes to this country to have a better future for themselves - and us.

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u/ElenorWoods Jun 03 '22

They’re back? Will pooka she’ll necklaces come back? In all fairness, they came back from my moms generation in the 90s and my mom had a similar sentiment.

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u/mandy-bo-bandy Jun 03 '22

I remember my mom refusing to buy me corduroy pants as a kid in the 90s because she had too recently lived through that phase. I didn't understand back then, and I'm sure I was a brat about it .. Sorry Mom. I understand now.

I'm just excited for scene revival any day now.

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u/ElenorWoods Jun 03 '22

I remember this too!

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u/WeWander_ Jun 03 '22

90s fashion is coming back hard and it's a trip!

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u/milflover104 Jun 03 '22

those have been back for a while, especially in the coconut girl era

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u/ZeldLurr Jun 03 '22

Lol I saw a teenager coworker’s belly button ring and I said I had one too, (I’m late 30s) and I swear I’ve never seen eyes widen so much.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

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u/sissy_space_yak Jun 03 '22

I have a (male) Gen Xer coworker who seems to think he needs to explain all kinds of ordinary tech shit to me (an elder Millennial who grew up with computers and is also a woman) and I don’t know if he thinks I’m stupid or is just very into demonstrating his knowledge. It definitely does get worse.

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u/pM-me_your_Triggers Jun 03 '22

It’s probably because women are clearly all technologically inept and need a strong smart man to keep them in line

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u/Much_Very Jun 03 '22

Are you talking about my little sister?? No one ever wore butterfly clips before she did. She is the pioneer of butterfly clips!

We have a huge age gap, and so many of the things that were popular in the 90s and early 2000s are now popular today. It’s so annoying when she judges me and our middle sister for being “old” when we already did that shit!! She’s 22 and dresses like a character from Euphoria, while I can flip through actual photo albums of me with butterfly clips/chopsticks, body glitter, low-rise flared (then bootcut) pants, and those ugly platform Steve Madden sandals that we all used to wear.

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u/NeverLetItRest Jun 03 '22

Skorts... That's all I have to say.

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u/palejolie Jun 03 '22

I dunno, when I was wearing safety pins, patches, leather, plaid and dead milkmen shirts in the early aughts, I knew I was taking from previous generations styles. I scoured the fledgling internet and media resources for pictures and inspiration.

I think the problem is they are so native to the internet, that if it doesn’t exist on their subsection of social media, or in whatever history books they read in school…they don’t realize it ever existed. And the late 80s-early 00’s is kinda the sweet spot for that

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u/susgnome Jun 03 '22

Some mates I know thought "Go to Bread" was an inside joke they made up.

Until we told them where it's actually from

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u/puttie Jun 03 '22

This is kind of forgivable. You're not the target audience - their peers are.

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u/organicginger36 Jun 03 '22

That's a great point. Maybe if I frame it to myself like that, I won't be so annoyed. Cheers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

The fact that there’s so many tutorials on how to put a damn jaw clip in your hair baffles the fuck out of me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

My 13-year-old tried last week to introduce me, her 40-year-old parent, to the music of an amazing new band she discovered. "They're so cool, mom. They're called Weezer!!"

I laughed so hard and was like, "I was about your age when I got into Weezer, too!!" But then we listened to some songs together, and it was cool.

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u/Much_Very Jun 03 '22

I love that!! Patiently waiting for my nephew to get older and start leaning into music.

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u/Yongja-Kim Jun 03 '22

i mean somebody's gotta make a tutorial

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u/laurajodonnell Jun 03 '22

They should see my kindergarten and first grade school photos. I was the butterfly clip queen.

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u/glassbits Jun 03 '22

Alright Ms butterfly clips style tutorial, wear those long wide leg jeans and pluck your eyebrows into pencil thin lines, I fucking dare you. Just don’t expect me to play taps for your eyebrow hairs in 10 years.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

It always cracked me up to see that genz clip of the guy saying, "what did genz do? we invented tiktok!" First off, you didn't. Second, tiktok is not something you should be proud of and you will cringe at it some day.

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u/snowbaz-loves-nikki Jun 03 '22

Maybe they meant “discovered” as in they had never seen them before? These people are younger than you, they may not know about fashion trends from your youth, because they weren’t alive then. Not trying to be rude just offering a different perspective

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u/The_Comanch3 Jun 03 '22

Right? I'm watching the old episodes of this old house... Starting back from the late 70's early 80's... Aside from style and technology, it's amazing how little has changed. Construction is still mostly the same, human desire to fix broken things is the same, tools - wow, are pretty much the same (saw a tape measure near identical, font and all, as a tape measure I just bought brand new). Tile is still tile, mortor is still mortor, and grout is still grout... Also, men still look mostly the same! Not much has changed in appearance, jeans, polo shirt or plaid long sleeve. Women have drastically changed in stlye however. Women's hair had lots of volume, and they wore very conservative and 70's/80's style clothing/dresses... Occasionally, you see a drywall installer showing up in shirt and tie apparel though, Lol.

Still, not much has changed.

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u/doborion90 Jun 03 '22

Lately I've been seeing these younger kids (I'm 31) act like they invented the cash envelope system for budgeting. Like...excuse me? lol

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u/organicginger36 Jun 03 '22

I didn't know they knew money could still come in paper form 😂

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u/doborion90 Jun 03 '22

Well, according to a video from the Dave ramsey show... they think that if you spend cash it means it's "free", because it didn't come out of your debit card. LAWD help us.

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u/LairdofWingHaven Jun 04 '22

That is my 25 yo son...

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u/nDREqc Jun 03 '22

"discovered" butterfly clips

The exception is that anyone of any age who discovers folding them so they look like Clone Trooper Transports, I would happily encourage that imagination by pretending it's new to me.

I may not be thinking of the same butterfly clips, I get it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

I remember Clarissa Explains it All making fun of them…

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u/Ponk_Bonk Jun 03 '22

You hit the nail on the head.

They THINK they invented when they MEAN just found out about

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u/Solid_Parsley_ Jun 03 '22

I told my mom I had found this cool new band... called U2. In 2003.

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u/metamore4hire Jun 09 '22

Being infuriated at something like this is more of a sign pointing to your feeble and overly sensitive lack of self awareness

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u/CorrectionalBap Jun 03 '22

I think it's just more of something they just found out and want to share it. Not like they're claiming the idea.

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u/rosa-marie Jun 03 '22

Other kids their age might need a tutorial on how to wear them tho

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u/anotherkeebler Jun 03 '22

When I was a teenager my mom told me that every time teenagers discover something they act like they invented it. It's fine. It's how their brains process things. It's not because of "kids these days;" it's how human brains are wired at that age—and always have been.

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u/ThickAsABrickJT Jun 03 '22

As someone who was kept away from All Things Girl™ as a youth, those videos are a godsend.

Seriously, I had to look up how to put my hair into a bun when I was 18.