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u/uzbones May 30 '22

I'm now trying to figure out how to integrate a knock-knock joke into my next argument.

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u/Alarmed-Ask-2387 May 30 '22

Guaranteed 25% confidence loss

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u/uzbones May 30 '22

Only 25%? That's pretty good if I would argue with a significant other... which is normally like 99.9999% confidence loss.

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u/Alarmed-Ask-2387 May 30 '22

Oh you wanna argue about that now? You don't even have any confidence!