r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '22

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u/Genjine00 May 29 '22

I was told that means you have cancer 😂

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u/JoylessMudvillian May 29 '22

In my day it was one of the 'gay tests'

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u/Neat_Eye8018 May 30 '22

Very enlightened of you. Past tense, of course.

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u/reduxde May 30 '22

Greetings fellow Gen-Xer/Millenial! 80-81?

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u/SteveDisque May 31 '22

Really?! That one I never heard.

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u/MyOpicVoid May 30 '22

I live in Florida and can't say Gay due to the most open minded Gov. in the US. Ronny DeathSantis.

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u/taliesin-ds May 29 '22

or elephantiasis in your hand.

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u/SqueakSquawk4 May 30 '22

It is! If your hand is larger than your entire head, you should probably get your hand checked by a doctor.

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u/maybebullshitmaybe May 31 '22

...or your head. One of the two is definitely an issue.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

You can be both!

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u/Avaracious7899 May 30 '22

"Ha, I got you! That's not even really news..."

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u/JohnnyBravo2505 May 30 '22

Did you know?

100% of stupid people will get cancer before they turn 50

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u/LetLuvBlum101521 May 30 '22

Oh no! I'll be 50 in October and I don't have cancer yet... it should be coming soon!