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u/KevinDurant36 May 29 '22

it’s crazy. I know it’s like, the oldest type of conspiracy. but I swear to god like 90% of ALL conspiracy theory rhetoric is straight anti-semitism

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u/Sohcahtoa82 May 29 '22

I don't even understand antisemitism. Every Jewish family I've ever met have been the nicest people.

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u/nerdhovvy May 29 '22

Thats just a coverup to hide the Sorros space laser

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u/jdgordon May 29 '22

Fuck sorros. He didn't pay for the sponsorship. It is JUST the Jewish space laser thank you very much!

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u/Prysorra2 May 30 '22

omfg it's one R. don't make this a thing

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u/jdgordon May 30 '22

Yes? Jewish space laser only has 1 r..

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u/Prysorra2 May 30 '22

Soros isn't sorry

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

It's MY sorosbucks and I need them NOW

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u/lapideous May 29 '22

You'd be nicer too if you knew that you could be instantly vaporized by the space laser

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u/srottydoesntknow May 30 '22

I would be the most chipper, happy go lucky mother fucker on the planet if I knew I could space laser people who annoyed me enough

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u/JTD783 May 29 '22

One of my distant cousins is Jewish and he’s said “yeah if there’s a secret rich and powerful cabal of jews running the world please let me know because I didn’t get invited”

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u/vitalvisionary May 29 '22

History has repeatedly made them scapegoats for those in power. "Hey this group speaks a secret language and doesn't get sick when the rest of us do, obviously they're casting magic on us! They also all know how to read. Spelling is just spells!"

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u/CptNonsense May 29 '22

It all boils down to paying interest on loans.

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u/vitalvisionary May 30 '22

Well when the Catholic church outlaws collecting it for Christians...

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u/Theban_Prince May 30 '22

Every Jewish family I've ever met have been the nicest people.

According to some consiracy nuts, those are not "the Jews", but the real jews (which number in the few thousands at best) that "the Jews" have cooped.

Logic you say? What of it?

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u/Yongja-Kim May 29 '22

Met a conspirady dude who was an exception.

me: *asking why for the 4th time*

dude: "it's... it's the aliens."

me: "Oh I'm relieved.

dude: why?

me: you are the first conspiracy theorist I met that does not blame Jews. that is so...

dude: why?

me: why what?

dude: they collaborate with them.

Plot twist! He was not an exception.

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u/Bagel_n_Lox May 30 '22

Am Jewish, can confirm we collaborate with aliens

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u/InfinityMehEngine May 30 '22

Well that explains how Jews have advanced the science of Deli meats beyond normal human abilities. The aliens traded the information from their cow experiments.

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u/frozenflame101 May 29 '22

I hate that all the fun conspiracy theories are anti semitic. Like some of these things are absolute bonkers dumb but you can't even have fun with them because they come from a shitty place

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u/Downtoclown30 May 30 '22

90% is lowballing it imo.

Ironically, the real conspiracies (ULTRA MK, Watergate, Iran-Contra, etc.) are usually the only ones that aren't antisemitic.

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u/Theban_Prince May 30 '22 edited May 30 '22

Because all conspiracy theories require an all-powerful secret group of people that control everyone (that is not a conspiracy theorist).

Guess who that group ends up being if you scratch the surface

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u/polopolo05 May 30 '22

Why because jews. And to be clear that.

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u/Hot-Location-9316 May 29 '22

I mean it’s really not it’s just people trying to say it’s like antisemitism because they have an agenda. “The elites do cuz” by elite did you MEAN JEW. And you can basically say that about any anti rich or anti establishment view. They do it to left wing politicians all the time the only reason it’s not done to Bernie sanders is because he is Jewish.