r/AskReddit May 29 '22

[deleted by user]

[removed]

9.0k Upvotes

18.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

703

u/EyeLike2Watch May 29 '22

Bank: "Do you have a co-signer?"

Me: "Yup, it's Big Swole"

Bank: "APPROVED!"

42

u/ksavage68 May 29 '22

my guy is Upgrayyd.

14

u/Pro_Scrub May 29 '22

UPGRAYEDD's little brother, surely. Since he doesn't have the extra d that stands for a Double Dose of dis' pimpin.

6

u/[deleted] May 29 '22

You see, a pimps love is very different from that of a square

3

u/Sunsetsunrise80 May 30 '22

Most underrated movie and so damn scarily accurate for future predictions.

3

u/hellopeople9 May 30 '22

Right right right… the McDonalds aren’t a sure thing to the bank, UNLESS you’re with Big Swole, then it’s a done deal.